You **** up from a fitfell and wonderful ***** and a) have ***** only for an hour or less and can't get back to ***** and it's too early. b) somehow bite your tounge or lips in your *****. c) scraped your knuckles on the wall or headboard, or in my case must have dangled my arm under the bed and knicked the top of my hand on some exposed staple that held that cheese cloth that is stapled to the bottom of your boxspring?
Anyone **** This.....
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PirateKing
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No...
Once or twice
ApolloBalboa
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I **** it when I fall ****** with my head on my laptop and **** up with keyboard marks on my face, does that count?
You ever have one of those mornings when you **** up naked, on the hood of your car, with your keys up your ass?
The keys were your tip
That sucks so bad. I've woken up with my calf muscle cramped into an awful knot and I want to believe in God just so I can **** him.
i have woken up to punching and kicking the wall (which resulted in a broken toe and dislocated finger), ive pushed an ex out of bed, gained only 3 hours of ***** a night for months on end, most of which were pretty cool dreams i was yanked out of by alarms or faulty bladders... so yes, ive been there
I think more potassium helps that.
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