Anybody have to watch porn with sound off?

[Bongoclix]

For years I haven't been able to watch porn with the sound. All I hear is dudes moaning and women making weird cries and crappy music. :dunno:

Anybody else do it this way? Keep the sound muted?

 

[titsrock]

You hear music in your porn? I haven't heard any music in a porn scene since...hmm...1986?

I think sound is still a critical component in porn. I have to hear the breathing, the bodies slapping...it's all good.

I agree though I don't like guys to order the girls around in the scene. They need to just shut up, groan, and utter, "I'm coming." I don't want to hear anything else from them other than 1 line...

 

[slasher]

I usually turn the volume off. Most of the moans don't seem real and how about some of the real cheesy stuff that is obviously dubbed.

 

[Hot Mega]

I couldn't watch it if I couldn't hear the chick. Likewise I can't watch scenes with silent chicks or chicks who are obviously faking it. The (authentic) sounds are a pretty important part of a scene to me.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I guess it depends on the girl. If I'm watching Kagney Linn Karter, I have to turn the sound off. She makes too many damn noises and talks too much.
Why is it that some women just can't shut up? I'm surprised she's not yapping while giving a blow job...

 

[Hot Mega]

I guess it depends on the girl. If I'm watching Kagney Linn Karter, I have to turn the sound off. She makes too many damn noises and talks too much.
Why is it that some women just can't shut up? I'm surprised she's not yapping while giving a blow job...

Agreed. I've watched as much as I could take of one scene with KLK...the chick sounded like she was trying to shit out of a glued shut asshole or something.

Haven't watched a scene with her since....Sounding like something is excruciatingly good to you shouldn't sound like you're being dismembered with a miter saw.

 

[Doc Scurlock]

I hate any porn that has music in it. Also, the guy needs to shut up. Why is it that I can have sex like a ninja without making a sound while porn guy sounds like he's lifting up a Miata with every thrust?

 

[Brynn VynDetta]

For years I haven't been able to watch porn with the sound. All I hear is dudes moaning and women making weird cries and crappy music. :dunno:

Anybody else do it this way? Keep the sound muted?

I don't like music with my porn. Then again, I turn the sound off when I watch my "home videos" - I hate hearing myself. :sing:

 

[averageJoe]

Heck, that's why I LIKE the internet. I hated old VHS or American XXXtasy porn where they tried to act and have a storyline!

 

[Supafly]

I don't like music with my porn. Then again, I turn the sound off when I watch my "home videos" - I hate hearing myself. :sing:

Try overdubbing those with Charlie's Angels fight scene audio. Must be an awesome combination :nanner:

 

[Brynn VynDetta]

Try overdubbing those with Charlie's Angels fight scene audio. Must be an awesome combination :nanner:

LMAO! Creative. :rofl:

 

[HELLRAISER]

i always watch porn with the volume all the way down.

 

[Brynn VynDetta]

I don't! Depends on the porn though. Maybe I need sound to get me going. Probably why I started as a phone sex operator. :o

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I watch it with the screen off and pretend I am in the 1940s jacking off to steamy hot radio shows!

Though I only found out the creaking of the bed sound effect was actually a three hole puncher being used up close to the microphone.

 

[tittenman]

Yes all the time, I am now an expert lip reader...oh ooo oh yeah baby give it to me oooh...

 

[Lust]

i usually have music running continually through my headphones when at the pc so for the most part the porn is turned down. occasionally i turn it up just to hear some the crazy shit being said. 80% muted 20% with sound.

 

[StanScratch]

I recently got a hold of some dubbed porn. Freaking terrible - had a scene with Ron Jeremy, Billy Dee and Candy Evans. The conversations and the moaning were done in German.

Worse was the time I ran into some Japanese porn that was dubbed into English. All by a guy. Even the girl's moaning was done by the guy.

 

[Shadowfax 10]

I sometimes have it turn down to zero, because sometimes I just like to see the pictures.

 

[The Joker]

I used to turn the volume off all the time when I watched porn at my parents house when I was a teenager and trying to discretely spank my monkey. Of course my dad would always barge into the room asking, "Why So Serious?" alot. Sometimes with a knife, sometimes not.

 

[turtle825]

depends