any fans of comedy central's ********* roasts?

some of my favorite jokes:
drew carey is to comedy what Premium Link Upgrade is to comedy
you don't look a day over dead
john lovitz went on match.com and they paired him up with a couch and a bottle of lotion
william shatner is so old, when he went on star search the grand prize was fire
Premium Link Upgrade is so old shakespeare did her in the park
i wouldn't fuck andy dick's pussy with bea arthur's dick
bob saget is nothing like his image. his image is funny
 

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