Angry robber complains to restaurant about lack of loot

[Ulysses31]

''But he was so disappointed with his haul that he later rang the restaurant up to complain that they hadn’t provided him with enough money. ‘Next time there better be more than $586,’ he said.

He then called again later with the same complaint, just to drive his point home.'' :1orglaugh

An armed robber who held up a fast food restaurant in the US was so disappointed with the amount he got away with that he phoned the restaurant twice to complain.

The man robbed a Wendy’s restaurant in Atlanta, Georgia on Saturday night, walking up to the drive-through window holding a gun and wearing a ski mask.

He demanded the employee handed over till’s cash drawer, which he then grabbed and ran away with.

But he was so disappointed with his haul that he later rang the restaurant up to complain that they hadn’t provided him with enough money. ‘Next time there better be more than $586,’ he said.

He then called again later with the same complaint, just to drive his point home.

Police are still hunting the robber, and are examining CCTV images to see if he was spotted on them.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Why not schedule an appointment and complain in person? That's a better way to get your point across than through the phone.

 

[DJCowboy]

I'm sure there's a complaint box he could drop a note in

 

[jtcarra]

586 dollars is i fine number wats he mad about

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

I think I just saw this guy get run over by an ice cream truck.

 

[CurtJa]

Ever since the economy tanked robbing restaurants just isn't as lucrative as it used to be.

 

[Member442]

Ever since the economy tanked robbing restaurants just isn't as lucrative as it used to be.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[LukeEl]

But where the mozerrela sticks or fried cheese worth it!

 

[Ace Bandage]

586 dollars is i fine number wats he mad about

:wtf: I made it to 586 dollars, and then you lost me...

 

[D-rock]

Most places don't keep that much cash on hand. Even most banks don't have that much physical cash on hand, not as much as a lot of people think anyhow. The risk of the penalty for armed robbery of a business is pretty much never worth the meager amount of cash you're probably going to get from it.

 

[Trident1]

So he took $586 dollars back to his crib.

 

[bustybbwlover]

$586 for 5 minutes of work...fuck sign me up! i won't complain or nothing

 

[~~whimsy~~]

$586 isn't too shabby considering he is so lazy he can't walk in and rob the place like a real robber!

Back in my day when we wanted to rob a place we had to walk two miles up a hill both ways barefoot!

Damn robbers have it easy with the rob-us-drive-thru option!

Most places don't keep that much cash on hand. Even most banks don't have that much physical cash on hand, not as much as a lot of people think anyhow. The risk of the penalty for armed robbery of a business is pretty much never worth the meager amount of cash you're probably going to get from it.

I know my bank has quite a bit of cash in the drawers. I'd say anywhere from $300-700 per drawer; hard to say how many 100 dollar bills and checks they have under the main cash holder.

I can see them having limited amount but to upkeep all day with cash withdrawals, deposits, and checks I say they have more than $500. :2 cents:

 

[shayd]

Probably the funniest thing I've read all day.