And I Thought Sam Was From Denver?

[RichardNailder]

Just pulled this off the local police blotter:

And I was sure Sam was from Denver. :dunno:

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Incident Date February 23, 2012 Time 4:10:00 PM Division Stetson Hills Shift II
Title Other Location 4600 Block of Portrait Place
Summary The Colorado Springs Police Department responded to a reported pit bull attack in the 4600 block of Portrait Place. A resident in the area had shot both of the dogs during the attack. Officers arrived on scene and investigated what had happened. The incident began when a homeowner in the area heard a dogfight in his back yard. The homeowner went to investigate and saw two dogs attacking his dog. The owner was able to get his dog into the house as the other dogs ran off.
The owner then checked the front of his home and observed a lady walking two smaller dogs down the sidewalk. He warned the lady that two pit bulls were loose in the neighborhood at the same time she and her two dogs were viciously attacked. The homeowner retrieved a handgun and ran out of his house to assist the lady. He initially tried to separate the animals and was bitten during the attempt. After not being able to separate the animals he shot both of the dogs. Both of the dogs ran off. One of the dogs was found dead in the area while the other was later located uninjured.
The female who was attacked was on the sidewalk and both of her dogs were on leashes. Her dogs had both pulled out of their collars during the attack and ran from the area. Both were later found by the owner.
The humane society also responded and will determine charges for the owner of the dogs. The citizen who shot the dogs was not cited.

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Are you thumbing up for the attacking dogs or the shooting of the dogs?

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Are you thumbing up for the attacking dogs or the shooting of the dogs?

Yea I don't get the point of this thread. And can we please let this fucken guy die off already. God damn, if anyone had that much of a crush on him they should have got his number before his ass got canned.

 

[RichardNailder]

Are you thumbing up for the attacking dogs or the shooting of the dogs?

Well yes.


Had two cats killed by free-roaming bulls in last year so I'm thinking I'm not going to be rooting for the dogs on this one - or their owners.

But the real fault lies with the owners of the dogs - would love to see them held responsible.

 

[Zolf J. Kimbly]

Why am I laughin so hard at the word free-roaming pit bulls?

maybe its cuz cats suck!

 

[RichardNailder]

Why am I laughin so hard at the word free-roaming pit bulls?

maybe its cuz cats suck!

:tongue:

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Why am I laughin so hard at the word free-roaming pit bulls?

maybe its cuz cats suck!

Cats do not suck. :violent:

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Cats are the tits... I just started feeding an orange stray that comes to my back door every time I go out for a smoke. His new name is Milt, and he is badass.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

At least the cats shit like civilized beings. Dogs shit all over the carpet and then eat half of it. Then they want to come and lick your face for five minutes.

 

[RichardNailder]

At least the cats shit like civilized beings. Dogs shit all over the carpet and then eat half of it. Then they want to come and lick your face for five minutes.

 

[Rey C.]

Ah yes, Yosemite Sammy and his little 9mm rifle. I can't remember if he said it was a Ruger... or a Red Ryder.

But knowing him, he would have shot the woman by accident and then gotten bitten on the ass by the pit bulls.

 

[RichardNailder]

But knowing him, he would have shot the woman by accident and then gotten bitten on the ass by the pit bulls.

And then blamed it on a conspiracy.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

At least the cats shit like civilized beings. Dogs shit all over the carpet and then eat half of it. Then they want to come and lick your face for five minutes.

What kind of dog do you have? Mine shits in his own little corner outside the house in the back yard and alerts me to it when he is done.

 

[LukeEl]

No if it was Sam he would show these dogs his threads on Freeones which would make the dogs form a suicide pact and simultainously hang themselves.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

And then blamed it on a black abortion

fixed

 

[Galactic]

Just pulled this off the local police blotter:

And I was sure Sam was from Denver. :dunno:




:thumbsup::thumbsup:

And this has what to do with Fisher? What dude? Really? This is your idea of a creative concept? Please, don't try again. Really. Stick to filming sluts ending their own lives with eight inch pricks being slammed into their asses, or whatever it is that you do to place money into your bank account so you can sleep at night...creativity is obviously and apparently not your thing...so before you try "slamming" your own prick into the digital ass of someone you don't know personally, maybe heed these words...fuck off bro.

Not funny. Bad post.

 

[Supafly]

And this has what to do with Fisher? What dude? Really? This is your idea of a creative concept? Please, don't try again. Really. Stick to filming sluts ending their own lives with eight inch pricks being slammed into their asses, or whatever it is that you do to place money into your bank account so you can sleep at night...creativity is obviously and apparently not your thing...so before you try "slamming" your own prick into the digital ass of someone you don't know personally, maybe heed these words...fuck off bro.

Not funny. Bad post.

I feel a lotta brokeback feelings of yours towards our chopper-ridin', gun-totin', chaps-wearin', temporarily absent friend :1orglaugh

Don't worry, his butt can take a lot of diggin', I am sure.

Don't get upset, honey :hugkiss:

 

[RichardNailder]

And this has what to do with Fisher? What dude? Really? This is your idea of a creative concept? Please, don't try again. Really. Stick to filming sluts ending their own lives with eight inch pricks being slammed into their asses, or whatever it is that you do to place money into your bank account so you can sleep at night...creativity is obviously and apparently not your thing...so before you try "slamming" your own prick into the digital ass of someone you don't know personally, maybe heed these words...fuck off bro.

Not funny. Bad post.

Now what makes you think I harbor bad feelings toward Sam? Or that I think there is anything wrong with what the man in my home town did to the pit-bulls considering the circumstances?

You know even less about me than you think.

But that's OK - I have pretty thick skin.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

And this has what to do with Fisher? What dude? Really? This is your idea of a creative concept? Please, don't try again. Really. Stick to filming sluts ending their own lives with eight inch pricks being slammed into their asses, or whatever it is that you do to place money into your bank account so you can sleep at night...creativity is obviously and apparently not your thing...so before you try "slamming" your own prick into the digital ass of someone you don't know personally, maybe heed these words...fuck off bro.

Not funny. Bad post.

Nothing personal, but do you not see the absurdity in attacking a pornographer for being a pornographer on a pornographic forum that you yourself have amassed over 7k posts on?