all the single men (and maybe women) out there- how often do you **** up humping the bed?

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I ***** for about 5 hours, woke up humping the bed for 5 minutes, noticed the sunrise coming, and realized I'd rather go back to ***** so I roll over on my back and ***** another 3 hours. Lazy boner blues perhaps, or just a sign that ***** is more important than cumming. I **** up humping the bed at least twice a month. How often do you?