Just thought this was funny LOL
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
not a piece of food was stirring, not even a mouse.
The ******** were ********, all tucked in their beds
while the wife's constant whining was drilling his head.
The stockings were hung round *****'s neck like a tie
with a note attached that read, "Presents or Die!"
But this year ***** had money all locked in the bank
but they closed early. Now ***'s in the tank.
When all of a sudden, Santa appeared.
His big pot belly and ***** in his beard.
"Ho ho ho!" As he laughed merrily,
I said,"Santa, you do so much for others, do something for me."
"Give it up Bundy, you only sell shoes.
Your *** is a sneak thief. You ********'s a flooze.
Not only your ********, but how 'bout your wife.
Hair like an A-bomb, nails like a *****."
He went back up the chimney, that fat old bum
He mooned me 2 times and stuck out his tongue.
He got back on his sled, and as he broke wind with glee,
he said, "You're married with ********. You'll never be free."
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
not a piece of food was stirring, not even a mouse.
The ******** were ********, all tucked in their beds
while the wife's constant whining was drilling his head.
The stockings were hung round *****'s neck like a tie
with a note attached that read, "Presents or Die!"
But this year ***** had money all locked in the bank
but they closed early. Now ***'s in the tank.
When all of a sudden, Santa appeared.
His big pot belly and ***** in his beard.
"Ho ho ho!" As he laughed merrily,
I said,"Santa, you do so much for others, do something for me."
"Give it up Bundy, you only sell shoes.
Your *** is a sneak thief. You ********'s a flooze.
Not only your ********, but how 'bout your wife.
Hair like an A-bomb, nails like a *****."
He went back up the chimney, that fat old bum
He mooned me 2 times and stuck out his tongue.
He got back on his sled, and as he broke wind with glee,
he said, "You're married with ********. You'll never be free."
