Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
An adrenaline junkie has taken in-line skating to new heights and set a new world record after racing down a roller coaster at speeds of 56mph.
Dirk Auer decided to go where no sane man or woman had gone before and skated down an 860 metre track in just over a minute.
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This reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.
What's the hardest part about in-line skating?
Telling your parents you're gay.
What a psycho this guy must be. Then again, I kind of want to do this.