Adorable Bowel Movement Story

Once after crapping I noticed that I had ****** a few gummy bears. It was odd because I knew corn could make it through the digestive tract but I didn't think gummy bears could.

Anyway I showed them to my wife and she yells: 'You moron! Those aren't gummy bears those are ***** clots!'

On the way to the emergency room we just laughed and laughed. To be on the safe side I never told her that I fed a couple of them to her cat.
 

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