A True Biblical Mystery

[Shifty]

:dunno:

 

[edirons22]

Jesus

 

[L3ggy]

Jèsus.

 

[Red Spyder]

And does he like bowling?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KbG6I4iBp4

 

[lurkingdirk]

Well, he wasn't white...

 

[Shifty]

Well, he wasn't white...

Yes, he was white.

It's in the bible.

Neg rep.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Yes, he was white.

It's in the bible.

Neg rep.

You're right, of course. I looked it up.

 

[Shifty]

Right back at ya bro!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

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[lurkingdirk]

 

[TheOrangeCat]

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[lurkingdirk]

 

[Shifty]

:anonymous <- Jeezus.

Hark the Herald Angels Sing you MotherFuckers.

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[TheOrangeCat]

"Daaaaad. The travel Angels fucked up my return trip. This can't be my kingdom!"

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[lurkingdirk]

Damn. There are things I could post...


I'm going to refrain.
(admire my self restraint)

 

[TheOrangeCat]

(admire my self restraint)

I shall restrain myself from doing that.

Strain away, LD. It's only spitting in the face of God. But he loves a good gag. After all, who but a consummate trickster would set up so many 'one true faiths', then withhold proof from all of them, and instead sit back on a cloud, smoking a doobie, watching his devotees globally cage fight humanity into a bloody, ruined mess?

 

[lurkingdirk]

I shall restrain myself from doing that.

Strain away, LD. It's only spitting in the face of God. But he loves a good gag. After all, who but a consummate trickster would set up so many 'one true faiths', then withhold proof from all of them, and instead sit back on a cloud, smoking a doobie, watching his devotees globally cage fight humanity into a bloody, ruined mess?

You bait me, but remember....I'm the master baiter.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Hmm. This thread is a disaster from beginning.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Hmm. This thread is a disaster from THE beginning.

Fixed! Disaster avoided. But not irony. Whims!