I would totally nail that bitch with the long, grey hair.
Tell me Descartes, how do we get rid of idiots? Because it sure is hell isn't by being reasonable and intellegent.
Correct spelling and grammar might be a good place to start.
Unless of course you're trying to confuse the idiots (which is brilliant!).
... and when you see the owners actually welcome idiots because they fill up the place and things get heated - that is when you know things only can get worse
You sound so bitter Supa....
Ask DOA.