A question about women`s powers of perception

[MarquisdeSade]

Red XXX[/URL][/B], post: 7287562, member: 55251"]The MarquisdeSade has a theory about women! :jester:

Don`t you..?!

 

[squallumz]

That's just because men are predictable: you always look at our tits.

bingo.

THREAD CLOSED.

 

[Johan]

It's not fair really. They have a RADAR system that detects ogling.

:bounce: + :lurk: = layfire:

 

[bobjustbob]

God wants women to catch us looking at their tits. That's why He didn't put them on your backs.

 

[squallumz]

God wants women to catch us looking at their tits. That's why He didn't put them on your backs.

god did put those little thumb grooves right above their asses too. ever noticed that?

 

[mokbel69]

I find it doesn't matter how far away they are, or the angle from which they are being viewed, they somehow know they have your attention, no matter how brief. What I can't understand is, if they can see that well out of the back of their heads, why do they have such trouble parking a car? :stir:

 

[Briana Lee]

No, you're not! You're quite delightful.

I suppose I can call you asshole from now on if it gets your gears grinding.

You can.....but then I would have to reveal your true identity to the Freeones world.....

 

[lurkingdirk]

You can.....but then I would have to reveal your true identity to the Freeones world.....

Would you show them the penis pictures, too?

 

[anomaly]

Women have a great social intuition because they have far more social interactions than men. For example, when a women thinks her partner is cheating..I'll bet you they're right 99% of the time.

 

[cindy CD/TV]

God wants women to catch us looking at their tits. That's why He didn't put them on your backs.

:goodpost: :goodpost: :goodpost:

Joan Jett!! Rock on! :banger: Perfect song for the occasion :thumbsup:

 

[Briana Lee]

Would you show them the penis pictures, too?

No of course not....how could I be that cruel.....to them....

 

[lurkingdirk]

Briana Lee[/URL][/B], post: 7292890, member: 586426"]No of course not....how could I be that cruel.....to them....

I'ma spank you.

 

[vodkazvictim]

That's just because men are predictable: you always look at our tits.

Not only them...

The MarquisdeSade has a theory about women! :jester:

What's a woman?

Would you show them the penis pictures, too?

No; you need specialist equipment to see something that small.

I'ma spank you.

Stop stealing my bit, shit.


Gentlemen, or should I say, perverts.
Can you seriously tell me that you've never felt someone's gaze upon you? You can feel it when you're being watched. Even by an animal.
Remember that sensation of being watched that made you look around, but you couldn't spot who was watching you? Well I can't explain that.
But what I can say is that people can feel somebody watching them.

Now when you'r egawping at a woman, she realises.
If you're attractive it's fine.
If you're average or ugly, you're a pervert, no matter how skimpily she's dressed.

 

[sexyjgirl]

Of course, while the guys are obsessing about our boobs (that goodness for Wonderbra!), we have free reign to check out their butts! It's all good.

 

[bobjustbob]

Of course, while the guys are obsessing about our boobs (that goodness for Wonderbra!), we have free reign to check out their butts! It's all good.

Sucks how that works. Guy doesn't know if he is being checked out till he turns his back and is walking away.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Sucks how that works. Guy doesn't know if he is being checked out till he turns his back and is walking away.

That's why, every time I finish a conversation I say, "I'm going to walk away now, in order to give you a chance to check out my ass."

 

[sexyjgirl]

Thank-you, you're a dear.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I aim to please.

 

[sexyjgirl]

LOL! So now you know! Tell the truth, you love it.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Shall I send you a picture of my butt? You should post yourself in your push up bra.
(and nothing else)

Ha. Anyone's welcome to check me out while I'm walking away. Feast your eyes on this magnificence.