A love letter to Jessica.

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Nothing wrong here. Well done, sir. Well done.

 

[GregCentauro]

I can't understand why his sister Jessica is rejecting him. :dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Hey, that's pretty nice penmanship. I'd do him.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Would you, Dirk? Would you pretend your thingy was a freezing Luke Skywalker and his................I couldn't finish the thought. Too ridiculous.

 

[jasonk282]

Damn Tony Romo is a Star Wars fan?

 

[hillhopper]

Damn Tony Romo is a Star Wars fan?

:rofl:

 

[BlueBalls]

The margin ... is there ... FOR A REASON!!!



n00b!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Surely the power of Star Wars laced in take-me-back letters cannot be denied! He really pulled the big guns out on this one!

Star Wars = Romance people!!!!

 

[feller469]

note to self: "crawl up in you like Luke in a taun taun" just might work at The Salty Parrot this weekend

 

[tittenman]

George Lucas and his alternative universe has a lot to answer for!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

note to self: "crawl up in you like Luke in a taun taun" just might work at The Salty Parrot this weekend

Post of the week material here, folks!:nanner::hatsoff:

 

[NECROW666]

No...Luke didnt crawl in he was put there by Han Solo, which is the only time he ever touches a lightsaber.


Tell you guys are not real Star Wars fans.

 

[BlueBalls]

No...Luke didnt crawl in he was put there by Han Solo, which is the only time he ever touches a lightsaber.


Tell you guys are not real Star Wars fans.

NERD!!!!!

:1orglaugh

 

[StanScratch]

So, did he just call Jessica a fat, smelly beast?

 

[Cutie]

Sounds like Eric from That 70's Show wrote it..

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

No...Luke didnt crawl in he was put there by Han Solo, which is the only time he ever touches a lightsaber.


Tell you guys are not real Star Wars fans.

Nerd, Nerd, Nerd, Nerd, Nerd, Nerd, Nerd! Now someone depants him.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Would you, Dirk? Would you pretend your thingy was a freezing Luke Skywalker and his................I couldn't finish the thought. Too ridiculous.

I think I know where you were going.

The answer is yes.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Buncha nerdy pervs round here.

 

[sarahbricks]

I vote for post of week. Poor Jessica, it's going to take a long time to shake this one.

 

[maildude]

Anyway, so was Luke having an incestuous relationship with his sister, while the Rebel Alliance was crumbling under the assault of the Galactic Empire? How come this love letter doesn't have any details?