Ace Boobtoucher
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I've always been pretty straight forward with my view on UFC. It's one step away from gay porn. They spend so much time on the mat in the missionary position, dry humping each other.
If I'm ever unlucky enough to be in a sports bar where they're promoting this crap I cheer for the participants to kiss and if they're on the mat for a really long time I'll ask other patrons if the catcher might be a power bottom. I'm an asshole about that but I really think its a stupid thing to root for.
I've always been pretty straight forward with my view on UFC. It's one step away from gay porn. They spend so much time on the mat in the missionary position, dry humping each other.
If I'm ever unlucky enough to be in a sports bar where they're promoting this crap I cheer for the participants to kiss and if they're on the mat for a really long time I'll ask other patrons if the catcher might be a power bottom. I'm an asshole about that but I really think its a stupid thing to root for.
