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The naked body is one of the most powerful ****** on the planet. The emotional response to human lust is very strong and this has helped pr0nography grow into one of the largest industries in the world. In the last fifteen years, the Internet has exploded with hundreds of thousands of pr0n sites. The Internet has also helped expand the operations of many prostitution rings and ******* sex organizations. Several sexual phrases routinely rank very high in Google’s search statistics. This indicates that people like to view and learn about sex, pr0n, and the naked body, especially the female naked body. For your consideration, a mere handful of the weird events and facts about some of the most ***** activities.
1. M*$turbate-A-Thon
The M*$turbate-a-thon is a scheduled event in which participants m*$turbate in order to raise money for a specific charity. The events are intended to increase public awareness and dispose of the shame and taboos that surround certain sexual activities. The first M*$turbate-a-thon was held in 1999 and since that time, various events have raised over $25,000 for women’s health organizations and HIV prevention programs. During the events, pamphlets are disturbed and speakers provide information about safe sex and alternative methods of sexual expression.
At the end of every M*$turbate-a-thon, awards are given out to participants who raise the most money, as well as for multiple climaxs and endurance. In 2006, Europe’s First Sponsored M*$turbate-a-thon took place in London. The event was also known as the W***-a-thon, and was filmed as part of an international documentary. It was estimated that over 150 people participated in the event, with roughly two-thirds of them being men. The list of sexual instruments used at a M*$turbate-a-thon is extensive. Some examples include anal beads, artificial vaginas, dildos, vibrators, sybians, sex dolls, something called “Ben Wa balls”, and the love pillow.
Absolutely not what these people were using for self gratification.
Current M*$turbate-a-thon Records:
At a 2009 M*$turbate-a-thon in San Francisco, California, one Masanobu Sato set the World Record for The Longest Time Spent M*$turbating by a Male, which is 9 hours and 58 minutes. Ms. Kitty Kat holds the record for women, which is 7 hours and 6 minutes. In 2008, Michael Hariprem set a World Record for the Most Climaxs/Male at a M*$turbate-a-thon with 31 separate climaxes. The Most Climaxs/Female goes to Lady *******, who climaxed 20 times at a 2008 event.
The current record holder of “Longest Distance Come to Come” is Morihiro Taneichi from Tokyo. At a 2009 M*$turbate-a-thon in Denmark, a World Record was set when 222 female climaxs were recorded by the group of woman participating. An individual also stepped up at this event and set a World Record for Climax Distance/Female, which is 3.15 meters. A man was able to come within 6 centimeters of the target bull’s-eye, while the female winner was all over the bull’s-eye.
No word on who won the coveted 2010 “Hairiest Palm” Award.
The rest in the following;
Page 1 - 2.Female Hysteria, 3.Boobquake, 4.The Internet and Pornography
Page 2 - 5.Donkey Punch, 6.Iloner Staller, 7.F*** For Forest, 8.Prostitution and The World Cup
