Five fingers ..... no, four fingers one thumb (assholes!!!) a palm attatched to a wrist. This is a simplified description of your hand unless yours is missing, apologies to you. Why BlueBalls, why - I hear - are you telling us this? Well, dear ******** if you wait, I will tell you. And if you ask again I will beat you.
So what is a hand? It's the main tool in one of all of our favourite activities, I believe the common phrase now is to "pound out some knuckle ********", of course it is, especially those of us who are going through a "dry" spell. But what else does this magical device do? Well, I wouldnt be able to type out this magnificant post without them or pick up my pint glass full of *****.
You should all feel proud of your hands they do so much more than the drivel I have typed above, and if you should feel the need to share this hand appreciation, why not high 5 someone, a stranger perhaps, or maybe a loved one. Dont cry, be strong, I know actually touching another human being can be an emotional experience even for the best of us, but all I can ask is do it, you will not regret it.
No longer will the dribble of semen be it's only gift, your hands need contact with others so make it so on today of all days.
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So what is a hand? It's the main tool in one of all of our favourite activities, I believe the common phrase now is to "pound out some knuckle ********", of course it is, especially those of us who are going through a "dry" spell. But what else does this magical device do? Well, I wouldnt be able to type out this magnificant post without them or pick up my pint glass full of *****.
You should all feel proud of your hands they do so much more than the drivel I have typed above, and if you should feel the need to share this hand appreciation, why not high 5 someone, a stranger perhaps, or maybe a loved one. Dont cry, be strong, I know actually touching another human being can be an emotional experience even for the best of us, but all I can ask is do it, you will not regret it.
No longer will the dribble of semen be it's only gift, your hands need contact with others so make it so on today of all days.
:hatsoff:
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