***** ****!!!

[Petra]

Since we haven't had a **** thread yet this week, I thought I'd share an email I got today!!

My lovely smelly dirty ***** ****
I worship and love ***** ****
***** **** is my wife and my god
I make myself more and more ugly
For the sexy men and women to enjoy themselves
And look down on me as dirt
I am dirt
I crave ***** ****
And I beg you, as a treat, I would like to try elephants ****.