4 UFC champs VS grizzly bear

[BROSight]

I had this funny argument with a buddy of mine and I was just wondering what you all think? In a fight to the death, who do you think would win in a match up of 4 UFC champions versus a male grizzly?

 

[AverageAllStar]

I would put my money on the grizzly bear.

 

[i_love_panties]

You kiddin' me! A man vs. a beast that's 8 feet tall and weights like 1500 lbs....i take the bear, who you take?

 

[tr1ckster]

Grizzly bear, silly question.

 

[BROSight]

You kiddin' me! A man vs. a beast that's 8 feet tall and weights like 1500 lbs....i take the bear, who you take?

4 UFC champs, not just any men.

 

[Eric Lindros]

Grizzly Bear, for sure!:violent:

 

[i_love_panties]

4 UFC champs, not just any men.

Uh....what the hell are the going to do?
1) Randy Couture (Ground & Pound)
2) Rampage Jackson (who is known for his famous slam)
3) Anderson "Spider" Silva (known for his elbows)
4) Matt Serra (give me a fuckin break)

Arm bar?
Triangle Choke?
Guillotine?
Ground & Pound?

You can even add ALL heavyweights like Fedor (best fighter), Cro-Cop, Mark Hunt....the same outcome will happen.

The bear is going to:
1) throw them around like a rage doll...yes, all four together
2) claws going to tear them to shred.....let alone the jaw
3) you can not KO a bear....only thing to do that is a gun

 

[josh1986914]

lets raise the stakes, how bout a polar bear?

 

[AverageAllStar]

A Polar Bear is an even more obvious answer than the grizzly bear.

 

[i_love_panties]

Yeah....Polar bear > Grizzly bear

 

[josh1986914]

yea 12ft polar bear> ufc fighters

 

[BROSight]

It's going to be a blood bath that goes without saying but just for argument sake say 3 of them distracts the bear and one of them can get a hold of his head and poke out his eyes. From there it's just a matter of chipping away at the great big beast. The bear has better odds but I think that this scenario is plausible if Tank Abbott becomes the sacrificial lamb, he'll be the bait.

. . . . . :1orglaugh

 

[dick van cock]

Let me think: Hammy-acting primadonnas against a giant creature with deadly claws...?

 

[FAH-Q]

Yeah....Polar bear > Grizzly bear

how about a koala bear? :1orglaugh

 

[blakey]

yea 12ft polar bear> ufc fighters

& they've got huge teeth & claws too,
and can run as fast as a race horse ...

... bear (b)eats men every time

 

[AverageAllStar]

It's going to be a blood bath that goes without saying but just for argument sake say 3 of them distracts the bear and one of them can get a hold of his head and poke out his eyes. From there it's just a matter of chipping away at the great big beast. The bear has better odds but I think that this scenario is plausible if Tank Abbott becomes the sacrificial lamb, he'll be the bait.

. . . . . :1orglaugh

When a bear is threatened it stands on its hind legs, making it about 12 ft. tall. So how exactly is the UFC champion going to reach the bear's head to poke out his eyes. I guarantee you that as soon as that guy grabbed the bear's head, if he could even, it would all be over. The guy wouldn't even have a chance to poke one eye out before the bear completely mauled him.

 

[Mauser98k]

not only am i 100% sure the UFC guys would all be killed in a violent rampage, i'm about 75% sure the bear would eat at least 3 of them

 

[Sicario]

4 UFC Men vs. Bear = Bear will win hands down.

A better question would be: Who would win? 4 UFC champs vs. the 2007 Chicago Bears? The way the Bears played last season...I would go with the 4 UFC champs.

so sad...:crying:

 

[josh1986914]

ufc fighters vs the care bears, who would win? or the jumping bears?

 

[mongo18]

ufc fighters vs the care bears, who would win? or the jumping bears?

I dunno man, they've got that care bear stare...