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25 worst band names

Not all bad, actually. Click the link.

http://www.smosh.com/PC/smosh-pit/photos/25-more-worst-band-names-ever

A couple of examples:

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Imperial Sodomy & Austrian Death Machine are my favorite. I like Jizz Kids too.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
There was a bad metal band at one time that was called Meat Plow, they were a local bar band near where I lived
 
I was the bass player in The Gay for about two years before they changed their name to Slipknot.

Creative differences, you know...
 
A Blind Dog Stares
Accidental Goat Sodomy
AC/DShe
Adult Children of Heterosexuals
Albino Toilet Boys
Alcoholocaust
Amputee and the Eunichs
And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
Assachusetts
Barbara's Bush
Big Bird's Turds
The Black Jewish Homosexual Experience
Blue Balls Deluxe
Cat Rapes Dog
Christians In Search of Filth
The Crucifucks
Dogs & Ethiopians Don't Mix
Don't Rape Me
Eat My Afterbirth
Eight Inches of Throbbing Pink Jesus
Flatutory Rape
Full Metal Chicken
Gay Doctors with AIDS
Gaza Strippers
The Go Kill Yourselves
Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
He's Dead Jim
Heterosexual and Ashamed
HIV and the Positives
Homeland Insecurity
Hostile Amish
Inspect Her Gadget
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
The Kids Who Never Learned To Color Inside the Lines
Millions of Dead Cops
My Uncle's Asshole
New Squids on the Dock
Pontius CoPilot
Puking Squirrels from Hell
Rage Against the Coffee Machine
Raped Ape
Shitty Shitty Band Band
Sorry About Your Daughter
The Dead That Arent Alive
The Very Idea of Fucking Hitler
Touch Me Again and I'll Break Your Arms
Uncle Bob Touched Me
Vampire State Building
Why Do You Keep Cutting Off My Hands?
Wisconcentration Camp
Zip Code Rapists




http://www.courtneysmusicsite.net/funnybandnames.html
 
band names can be bad, but they do what they can to get any kind of press or people talking about them
as long as the music is not as bad or worse, then they can make it and change the name or twist it to sound better

i have heard and seen bands that did not even have a real name at local shows, it was like.... here is james and the band. sad panda
 
there used to be a band here in alaska years ago called toxic shock syndrome...
 
Austrian Death Machine as a band name is not that bad. They seem to be big fans of old Ah-nuld movies. GET TO THE CHOPAAAAA!! :banger:
 
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