★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Deadline is Jan 24th!★

[Petra]

Deadline to turn in applications is Monday, January 24th! So if you haven't turned them in, do it!

It's that time again! I'm looking for people who are interested in becoming a moderator for the FreeOnes board!

I have 4 positions to fill this time around, so read up on the Job Description and Qualifications! If you think you're the person we need for this volunteer position, answer the questions below and send them to me! Make sure you follow directions otherwise your email will be thrown out.

Job Description

As a FreeOnes Moderator, you're volunteering your time to help maintain the message board. This can include, but is not limited to:

• Keeping the board spam free
• Putting stray threads in the right section
• Answering questions and help guide new members
• Helping people follow the board rules
• Resolving conflicts between members in a reasonable manner

What we're looking for in a Moderator

• A regular, contributing member who has been on the board a minimum of 6 months
• No infractions or bans for the past 6 months
• Good english skills
• Knowlege of the board rules
• The ability to be flexible (ie knowing when to reprimand someone or to give them a warning)
• The ability to remain unbiased so you can carry out your duties, even if this means reprimanding "board friends"
• The ability to follow the directions of FreeOnes Team Members and take constructive criticism when needed to improve yourself

If you feel that I just described you and are able to commit to a volunteer position as a Moderator, please email the answers to the following questions to petra@freeones.com.

When you send your email, put this in the title: MODERATOR APPLICATION

1.) Where do you live? What time zone?

2.) How many hours a week do you think you can commit to board moderation? I'm looking for 6+ hours.

3.) Are there any days you absolutely can't get online to moderate?

4.) Are you currently a moderator on any other board or have you moderated in the past?

5.) Why should you be made moderator?

** Failure to follow directions when mailing your answers to petra@freeones.com will disqualify you from becoming a moderator at this time.

 

[L3ggy]

Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

Again? That was fast.

 

[D-rock]

Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

It looks like Petra is in need of some more victims...umm I mean helpers.

 

[ezteban]

Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

It looks like Petra is in need of some more victims...umm I mean helpers.

I want to be a 's victim :yesyes:

 

[Ace Bandage]

Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

When they became moderators, I never saw Nikki or Artimus anymore. Something must happen to you after you're given broad administrative power. Well, except for Gregory. He fucking lives here.

I was hoping PlasmaTwat would disappear too once he became a moderator, but no such luck yet...

 

[vodkazvictim]

Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

It looks like Petra is in need of some more victims...umm I mean helpers.

Maybe I should be a mod...

I want to be a 's victim :yesyes:

Is that a referenec to me? Yay me!

When they became moderators, I never saw Nikki or Artimus anymore. Something must happen to you after you're given broad administrative power. Well, except for Gregory. He fucking lives here.

I was hoping PlasmaTwat would disappear too once he became a moderator, but no such luck yet...

Aren't you dead yet?

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

 

[Ace Bandage]

Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

Aren't you dead yet?

I was hoping the same about you. Imagine my disappointment.

:crying:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

I was hoping PlasmaTwat would disappear too once he became a moderator, but no such luck yet...

I need the health plan.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

I need the health plan.

Does this plan cover psychological damage caused by exposure to blueballs?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

Can we nominate people? I think assholebythedoor demonstrates about the same language skills as the other mods here.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

Does this plan cover psychological damage caused by exposure to blueballs?

Quite frankly, if you aren't mentally-strong enough to not be scarred for life by BlueBalls' posts, you don't deserve to be a mod. :nono:

 

[Artimus]

Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

When they became moderators, I never saw Nikki or Artimus anymore. Something must happen to you after you're given broad administrative power. Well, except for Gregory. He fucking lives here.

I'm still around.

Just existing in a higher plane.

 

[L3ggy]

Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

Come down to these mortals.

 

[sleep]

Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

My 1st job as Moderator would be to give myself a permanent ban just to make Jamesdot (and probably alot of others) happy.

 

[PirateKing]

Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

I could so become a Mod if I wanted to, but I'm like Prometheus. I serve my fellow man and wave my penis defiantly at the immortal gods.

Also, does this mean that Greg was doing the work of four average mods?

 

[Supafly]

Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

Does this plan cover psychological damage caused by exposure to blueballs?

Isn't your significant other taking care of that ^^

I am going for the job (Mod, not ball caretaker :1orglaugh )

 

[shayd]

Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

Just out of curiosity, which mods stepped down/left?

 

[Tittyman5000]

Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

I'd apply but Ive only been here 5 months, too bad 2 this would be one step closer to TAKING OVER THE WORLD! Ha Ha HA! :elaugh:

 

[busenbust]

Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

APPLICATION SENT :shy: ///