20 Famous Big Dicks

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1.) Rasputin**
The Russian mystic's disembodied penis is on display at the Russian museum of erotica in Saint Petersburg, in a tall jar, measuring 11 inches—flaccid.

2.) Liam Neeson
In her autobiography No Lifeguard on Duty, Janice Dickinson wrote of her ex-boyfriend Liam Neeson, saying he had "the biggest penis of any man alive. He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out."

3.) Jay-Z
Accounts from several different groupies say that Jigga is well endowed, "The biggest dick you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It's beyond huge. It could block the sun."

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Maybe not, but 8 inches has me beat. :(

Me too. But you'd think the guy was packin 13 inches by the sounds of it.

And am I supposed to believe that link to Colin Ferrell's cock proves he's big?? Same with Simon Rex. I have a bigger cock than those clowns. Who the fuck is Simon Rex anyway? I thought this was famous people.
 
i can be a pretty big dick at times from what i've been told...that's what this is about right?
 

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10.) President Johnson
"He was a lifelong exhibitionist who in college had dubbed his penis ‘Jumbo.'"

Is this why we call it our "Johnson"? Or should we all call it our "Jumbo"? I'm confused. :rolleyes:


19.) Dan Rather
The report on Rather is that "he is as hung as he is handsome and intelligent."

So - poor old Dan had a tiny dick! Why the fuck did he make the list then? :dunno:
 
HEY! you forgot to add Robert Pattinson and Brad Pitt to that list.

They are, after all, a pair of dicks.
 
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