If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy ********* was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. – J. D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (1951)
