10 things a woman should say

[rizwano]

below are things that a woman should say to a man

1. Of course I'll swallow it all, I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored, let's shave my pussy.
4. Oh come on, let's get a porno, a case of beer and invite a male/female over for a threesome.
5. If I don't get to give you a blowjob soon I swear I'm gonna scream!
6. I know it's alot tighter back there but would you please try again?
7. You're so sexy when you're drunk and even more when you're hungover.
8. No, I'd rather stay here and watch football and drink beer than go shopping.
9. I signed up for Yoga classes so I can get my ankles behind my head for you, Honey.
10. You look tired; you should go right to sleep as soon as we have sex tonight

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

1. I'll help you dig, but I won't help you cut it up.
2. I believe you, silly. False positives are normal.
3. Sure, it's cool if you listen to that Antoine Dodson song while I blow you. Again.
4. My mom would have probably blown the money on stupid stuff anyway. Finders, keepers.
5. No, it was MY fault. Dinner was cold and I had an attitude. I'm sorry.
6. No, it doesn't make you gay; do you want the other thumb now?
7. This politics stuff makes my head hurt. Who should I vote for again?
8. It's OK, I never liked Christmas gifts anyway.
9. It's OK, I always forget my birthday too.
10. No, it's sexy when you stay up all night and clean your guns while listening to Wagner. I love it!

 

[vodkazvictim]

1: Yes, you can go out drinking for three days solid with your friends; I won't cause a fuss.
2: You are allowed to start eating when I place the food in front of you; I won't whinge if you start without me.
3: For Christmas? I don't need anything expensive and worthless; just you!
4: OK, I'm wrong, I admit it. Sorry.
5: Sure we can get my friend you like round to join in. We'll start with her holding my hair back and see how it goes (I'd give a testicle to have this happen).
6: You can cum on my face anytime you want!
7: I know I can't tell the difference between tesco gin and Gordons in a G&T, so yes, you can get the cheaper tesco gin.
8: Wind you up just for the sake of annoying you? No, I don't see the appeal.
9: You want me to give you some peace? OK, I'll go spend a night on the town with the girls.
10: What, you don't want to watch this chickflick, even though I normally insist we watch this shit together? That's OK, I don't mind if you surf the net sitting next to me rather than watching a shit-awful film with me.

 

[ThatRedWing]

Honey you wore me right out, we don't need to cuddle though. What do you want on your sandwich?

 

[PirateKing]

10. A Julia Roberts movie? Fuck that shit. Let's watch the Horror/Sci-fi movie marathon.
9. No marriage for me please. Don't even think about getting me a ridiculous diamond ring.
8. Mind if I join you in the shower and wash your back?
7. We need more rum.
6. Turn up the metal!
5. What's the point of wearing clothes around the house?
4. My mother left the country. I don't know if she'll ever be able to come to visit again.
3. Fire up the X-box live. I'm gonna whoop your ass.
2. Wanna share this joint?
1. You know what sounds great? Anal.

 

[Follower]

1. Where is you kitchen I'll cook for you forever.
2. Where do you keep your cleaning stuff.
3. I will serve you breakfast in bed everyday.
4. You can have sex with me anytime you want.
5. I will make sure I keep my 32FF-24-34 figure forever or you can dump me.
6. I will do whatever you say.
7. I will never talk while the football (soccer) is on.
8. You can do whever you want, whenever you want.
9. You will never have to meet my parents.
10. You are my god and I will worship you ever second of the day.

 

[PirateKing]

Jeez guys, let your gals have a little free will. A marionette is boring, plus I sometimes enjoy cooking myself.

 

[Boothbabe]

Now I know why the "who made you cum today" thread was started :1orglaugh

 

[Roald]

Jeez guys, let your gals have a little free will. A marionette is boring, plus I sometimes enjoy cooking myself.

:ban2:

:elaugh:

 

[shayd]

Christ on a platter, misogyny much?

 

[PirateKing]

:ban2:

:elaugh:

Was it the cooking part?

I really do make damn good enchiladas.


..And tuna noodle casserole.

 

[Icewater Jones]

I do all of my own cooking. I prefer to do most of the cleaning. As long as I find her attractive physically and deeply intriguing as a person, I will never have to get to a '10 things she should say' point.

I would then only need her to say one thing.

 

[Boothbabe]

Christ on a platter, misogyny much?

When they finally get a real girlfriend (instead of their right hand) they'll be like; yes dear, no dear, you're right dear. they'll have a bold spot and thumb imprint on their heads :1orglaugh

 

[shimmy2]

visit any 3rd world country and the women will do/say all of the above to win your favor until they set foot in America

 

[vodkazvictim]

When they finally get a real girlfriend (instead of their right hand) they'll be like; yes dear, no dear, you're right dear. they'll have a bold spot and thumb imprint on their heads :1orglaugh

:shy: Yeah... Kinda like me?

visit any 3rd world country and the women will do/say all of the above to win your favor until they set foot in America

I thought America WAS a 3rd world country? *adds bidders to Petra's auction*

 

[ApolloBalboa]

1. No, I'll do whatever you feel like (in bed).
2. See #1
3. See #1
4. See #1
5. See #1
6. See #1
7. See #1
8. See #1
9. See #1
10. See #1

I have no problem doing cooking, cleaning, or any of that other stuff that you guys have made sure to include. All I want is total, domineering, iron-fisted control when it comes to bedtime.

 

[Narcanosis]

1. Where is you kitchen I'll cook for you forever.
2. Where do you keep your cleaning stuff.
3. I will serve you breakfast in bed everyday.
4. You can have sex with me anytime you want.
5. I will make sure I keep my 32FF-24-34 figure forever or you can dump me.
6. I will do whatever you say.
7. I will never talk while the football (soccer) is on.
8. You can do whever you want, whenever you want.
9. You will never have to meet my parents.
10. You are my god and I will worship you ever second of the day.

:1orglaugh

 

[phanto_1985]

Nothing cuz' her mouth is filled with my massive piece of wisdom.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

rofl this thread makes me want to make my own list of things my dream guy would say to me haha.

 

[PirateKing]

rofl this thread makes me want to make my own list of things my dream guy would say to me haha.

I read it and I gotta be honest, not ideal at all. :o