vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
1: I felt like shitting all over the house while you were out, but thought better of it.
2: I got into the pantry because I was curious, but I didn't eat everything.
3: I could bark all night, but I'm more considerate than that.
4: When we go for a walk I'll behave so you don't have to keep me on a lead for fear that I might charge at a toddler with the apparent intention of picing him up in my teeth and shaking him around like a ragdoll. I'm looking at you L3ggy!
5: I promise to jump on the bed and claw your new boyfriend while your necking so as to give you a chance to see how kind he really is (this has happened to me).
6: Rip your shoes to shreds? Nawww....
7: Obediance school? Won't be necessary: I'll behave.
8: Claw the curtains and furniture to shreds? Why bother (you owe me new curtains Whimsy!).
9: I could charge, barking at the mail man when he comes, but you've trained me better.
10: I wish I had opposable claws so I could help around the house.
2: I got into the pantry because I was curious, but I didn't eat everything.
3: I could bark all night, but I'm more considerate than that.
4: When we go for a walk I'll behave so you don't have to keep me on a lead for fear that I might charge at a toddler with the apparent intention of picing him up in my teeth and shaking him around like a ragdoll. I'm looking at you L3ggy!
5: I promise to jump on the bed and claw your new boyfriend while your necking so as to give you a chance to see how kind he really is (this has happened to me).
6: Rip your shoes to shreds? Nawww....
7: Obediance school? Won't be necessary: I'll behave.
8: Claw the curtains and furniture to shreds? Why bother (you owe me new curtains Whimsy!).
9: I could charge, barking at the mail man when he comes, but you've trained me better.
10: I wish I had opposable claws so I could help around the house.
