Sayvara, are you a dude? Because that list is whack yo.
1) Right before sex tonite dear, let me start you off with a nice long massage.
2) You're too pretty to have to do the housework, and I appreciate when you do it.
3) Look, I brought home chocolate. Enjoy sweetie!
4) You're right a lot of the time sweetheart, and I'll keep more of an open mind to your thoughts and suggestions.
5) I just got a huge raise from my boss - lets plan something big that we can do together.
6) You know the saying "diamonds are a girls best friend"? Well, since I can afford it, and you've done soooooo much for me...
7) You worked too hard today dear, let ME cook for YOU.
8) I think this weekend I'm going to build you a bigger closet in addition to other home improvements.
9) I love you more than sports, porn, and beer... but it's Sunday, I'm horny, and parched.
10)There's a bottle of wine, an abundant variety of bacon, and two tickets to the Backstreet boys concert (or any concert/theatre show of interest)... please keep this in mind when my birthday rolls around. Happy Birthday, sweetie! I love you!
Now THAT is a list my friend.
And my ex said/did pretty much everything on my list. What a standup guy he was. Le sigh

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