10 things a man should say

[sayvara]

10) No, it makes your ass look wonderful, desireable and makes me want to stare at it for ages.
9) ...at least I would if it wasn't for that wonderful new haircut you got that makes you look... wow.
8) Foreplay is quite under-appreciated. Sexy playful flirting and building a mood is something we should do more often.
7) ...except of course at times like this when I see you spent the whole day preparing a sexy surprise for me and you're obviously so eager to go I should just drop my pants right now and do you silly
6) ...I know... I talk to much.
5) Yeah sure... let's try out anal on me with a strap-on first.
4) If you ride me with me on my back, I can blow over my own tummy instead of messing up yours.
3) Knowing full well how household work turns you off more effectively than a three-state blackout... I'll do my bit and take care of the dishes
2) ...in the nude
1) ...with a raging hard-on for your wicked viewing pleasure.

/S

 

[PirateKing]

You're still thinking like a man, which is fine. Although you fail to realize that the average woman's top ten list would have no mention of sex in it, which is why I prefer the my list.

 

[sayvara]

Although you fail to realize that the average woman's top ten list would have no mention of sex in it....

Riiiight... because we all know that men are horny gorillas and women are... just not living.

/S

 

[Roald]

Riiiight... because we all know that men are horny gorillas and women are... just not living.

/S

correct.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Anyone else find it interesting that you can say 3, 2, and 1, one right after the other, and still make sense?

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Sayvara, are you a dude? Because that list is whack yo.

1) Lets not have sex tonite dear, instead let me give you a nice long massage.
2) You're too pretty to have to do the housework - let me do it instead.
3) You need to put on a few pounds - look, I brought home chocolate.
4) You're always right sweetheart, and I'm always wrong and I love you for it.
5) I just got a huge raise from my boss - lets go shopping!
6) You know the saying "diamonds are a girls best friend"? Well guess who has a new best friend waiting for her in her jewellry box
7) You worked too hard today dear, let ME cook for YOU.
8) I think this weekend I'm going to build you a bigger closet while you take my credit card and go to the mall.
9) I love you more than sports, porn, and beer.
10)There's a bottle of wine, a pound of bacon (or food of choice) and two tickets to the Backstreet boys concert (or any concert/theatre show of interest) waiting for you at home (lol)

Now THAT is a list my friend.

And my ex said/did pretty much everything on my list. What a standup guy he was. Le sigh haha

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Sayvara, are you a dude? Because that list is whack yo.

1) Lets not have sex tonite dear, instead let me give you a nice long massage.
2) You're too pretty to have to do the housework - let me do it instead.
3) You need to put on a few pounds - look, I brought home chocolate.
4) You're always right sweetheart, and I'm always wrong and I love you for it.
5) I just got a huge raise from my boss - lets go shopping!
6) You know the saying "diamonds are a girls best friend"? Well guess who has a new best friend waiting for her in her jewellry box
7) You worked too hard today dear, let ME cook for YOU.
8) I think this weekend I'm going to build you a bigger closet while you take my credit card and go to the mall.
9) I love you more than sports, porn, and beer.
10)There's a bottle of wine, a pound of bacon (or food of choice) and two tickets to the Backstreet boys concert (or any concert/theatre show of interest) waiting for you at home (lol)

Now THAT is a list my friend.

And my ex said/did pretty much everything on my list. What a standup guy he was. Le sigh haha

I thought saying anything regarding a woman's appearance/weight was a one-way ticket to the dog house. :dunno:

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I thought saying anything regarding a woman's appearance/weight was a one-way ticket to the dog house. :dunno:

Depends on what you say and how you say it...and how insecure your woman is.

 

[CunningStunts]

4) You're always right sweetheart, and I'm always wrong and I love you for it.

How true that is....

 

[PirateKing]

Riiiight... because we all know that men are horny gorillas and women are... just not living.
/S

Women like sex, but they're not gonna mention it in their top ten because they have higher priorities, like...

Sayvara, are you a dude? Because that list is whack yo.

1) Lets not have sex tonite dear, instead let me give you a nice long massage.
2) You're too pretty to have to do the housework - let me do it instead.
3) You need to put on a few pounds - look, I brought home chocolate.
4) You're always right sweetheart, and I'm always wrong and I love you for it.
5) I just got a huge raise from my boss - lets go shopping!
6) You know the saying "diamonds are a girls best friend"? Well guess who has a new best friend waiting for her in her jewellry box
7) You worked too hard today dear, let ME cook for YOU.
8) I think this weekend I'm going to build you a bigger closet while you take my credit card and go to the mall.
9) I love you more than sports, porn, and beer.
10)There's a bottle of wine, a pound of bacon (or food of choice) and two tickets to the Backstreet boys concert (or any concert/theatre show of interest) waiting for you at home (lol)

Now THAT is a list my friend.

And my ex said/did pretty much everything on my list. What a standup guy he was. Le sigh haha

# 7 is the only reasonable thing on the list.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Women like sex, but they're not gonna mention it in their top ten because they have higher priorities, like...

# 7 is the only reasonable thing on the list.

rofl bringing home chocolates/doing housework for your wife or giving her a massage is unreasonable?

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Honestly though, I think if both partners cater to their partners desires...then its an even transaction. Guys might prefer blowjobs every nite, and women should give them but men should make something nice happen for their ladies too. And guaranteed, like PirateKing said, most womens priorities would be a nice date out, or a massage, or help around the house. We all have our different needs and wants, its each partners job to meet them. I don't think its unreasonable for a man to want lots of hot sex, just like I don't think its unrearsonable for a woman to want to be wined and dined, or have a man clean the house.

 

[pete rose]

1.) tea, earl grey
2.) engage
3.) number two...
4.) darmok and jalad

you're not a man unless you're picard

 

[PirateKing]

rofl bringing home Chocolates/doing housework for your wife or giving her a massage is unreasonable?

Massage over sex? :nono:

Anyways I don't mind getting Chocolates. I love Chocolate. I just wouldn't bring Chocolate home with the intention of my gf gaining a few pounds unless she was anorexic or pregnant, which is an entirely different matter.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Massage over sex? :nono:

Anyways I don't mind getting chocolates. I love chocolate. I just wouldn't bring chocolate home with the intention of my gf gaining a few pounds unless she was anorexic or pregnant, which is an entirely different matter.

I don't see how a massage and sex are all that different. Sure a woman won't climax from a massage, but it feels damn fucking good. I personally feel more relaxed after a good massage than I do from sex...sometimes all a woman wants is to feel relaxed.

And a few chocolates isn't going to make any woman gain a few lbs, but its a nice thing to do if your lady loves chocolate. I personally don't, and would prefer bacon to be brought home. But yeah. You get the idea lol

 

[HeLovesPorn]

Honestly though, I think if both partners cater to their partners desires...then its an even transaction. Guys might prefer blowjobs every nite, and women should give them but men should make something nice happen for their ladies too. And guaranteed, like PirateKing said, most womens priorities would be a nice date out, or a massage, or help around the house. We all have our different needs and wants, its each partners job to meet them. I don't think its unreasonable for a man to want lots of hot sex, just like I don't think its unrearsonable for a woman to want to be wined and dined, or have a man clean the house.

Exactly. I'm a submissive male and I agree with this. I personally also enjoy giving out massauses and wining & dining my fair lady, and I feel EVERYONE should be a lot more cleaner around the house, especially since I feel FAR too many here in the far west, I hate to name call, are sleeping until noon now and not tiding up at least every other day. So sad.

And now I've said for years that EVERY man should love to give out massauges, seriously.

But you'd love me, my dearest Ashleigh. Very much so.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Exactly. I'm a submissive male and I agree with this. I personally also enjoy giving out massauses and wining & dining my fair lady, and I feel EVERYONE should be a lot more cleaner around the house, especially since I feel FAR too many here in the far west, I hate to name call, are sleeping until noon now and not tiding up at least every other day. So sad.

And now I've said for years that EVERY man should love to give out massauges, seriously.

But you'd love me, my dearest Ashleigh. Very much so.

I agree with this boy: It's important to treat your girl how she wants to be treated. Especially if she's Greek and has the most incredible temper ever to originate from the birthplace of democracy :eek:
I'm a trained masseure and the missus is ALLWAYS wanting a massage off me...
Often she gets it

 

[HeLovesPorn]

I agree with this boy: It's important to treat your girl how she wants to be treated. Especially if she's Greek and has the most incredible temper ever to originate from the birthplace of democracy :eek:
I'm a trained masseure and the missus is ALLWAYS wanting a massage off me...
Often she gets it

Why thank you, sinscerly.

But yeah Massauging a nice ladie's back ISN'T as arkward and isn't as time wasting or draining as many guys think it is. I feel one that lasts a little over a half hour to around the forty-five minute mark usually hits the spot just right and sometimes sex CAN happen and go on from there. It always depends.

 

[PirateKing]

I don't see how a massage and sex are all that different. Sure a woman won't climax from a massage, but it feels damn fucking good. I personally feel more relaxed after a good massage than I do from sex...sometimes all a woman wants is to feel relaxed.

And a few chocolates isn't going to make any woman gain a few lbs, but its a nice thing to do if your lady loves chocolate. I personally don't, and would prefer bacon to be brought home. But yeah. You get the idea lol

Yeah...you're probably right. I actually don't know what I'm talking about but I have a habit of making up rebuttals to get an argument going. :yahoo:

 

[vodkazvictim]

Why thank you, sinscerly.

But yeah Massauging a nice ladie's back ISN'T as arkward and isn't as time wasting or draining as many guys think it is. I feel one that lasts a little over a half hour to around the forty-five minute mark usually hits the spot just right and sometimes sex CAN happen and go on from there. It always depends.

A lot of gals like foot massages too I've found, have you found the same thing?
Mostly they've wanted me to massage back and feet.