user titles

I don't know if anybody has been paying attention, likely not, but ever since I hit 10,000 posts (81,000 posts ago), I've been regularly updating my user title. At first I changed it nearly daily, now I've settled into a weekly change pattern. However, I have kept a list of all the things I've...

You know those little words under your name that come up? These are user titles. Some are funny and witty, some seem to annoy people to no end. Well, I'm looking for some new user titles to add to the database. If you can provide me with short, funny title and I happen to use it, I'll give...