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How do we save the Airlines? Our new marketing program to save the Airline Industry: Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place and most are "Fruits" Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve...

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I am in need of a good prank to play on someone. Alternatively you could just make me laugh and tell ur best April Fool prank. Have at it!

The Geography Of A Woman Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot...

I have translated this joke from a foreign language: Personally, I find this joke amusing but not ha ha funny.

to much garlic will do what to your ass ???

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave...