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As a professional pornographer, I often find myself jaded with even the finest erotic representations (not to mention the pre-ponderance of soulless factory porn you motley masses indiscriminately consume making it so hard for the producers who actually care to earn an honest buck.) So when...

As many of you may know, the controversy surrounding travel security has been of keen interest to me of late: Should Woman be forced to show their Vaginas at Airports? I would gladly show my Sex-Wang to everyone at the Airport So I'm in the security line, traveling back from Thanksgiving and...

[From New Tales of Victor Ballstench, Harper Collins, 1989 (Out-of-Print)] “What the fuck is that!” She shrieked, recoiling from under the covers. “That’s the smell of a man, baby.” “I thought I told you to wash your balls before I gave you any more head!” “Where’s the fun in that, baby...

When we first hit the scene in the summer of 2008, a lot of industry folks were talking, but Gram Ponante [Porn Valley Observed] seemed to be the only cat that truly got it. (http://gramponante.com/best-of-2009-public-nudity-with-teasers-vod/) But recently, everyone's favorite site reviewed...

I know I'm probably going to get some flak for this one, but I'm actually quite interested. (You know, for anthropological purposes.) For instance, most will probably say "in a woman's vagina" while others will simply say "a sock". But some might say things like "Cleveland" or "the broom...

So apparently my nephew's little tit-mistress has been tormenting all the boys in their class via facebook this week and sex is foremost in the little scamp's mind. (You'll remember my older nephew of "sex boner in my pants" fame http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=456993.) So I'm...

Not for security reasons mind, but because it's hot, a little bit dirty, and would make traveling oh so much more fun.

I'm going Shanahan. That guy has crazy eyes and he's wily as fuck. (You'd think he's leading with a left and he'd kick your knee out, then brain you with a barstool.) Plus, even if you were tough enough able to survive the initial onslaught, you know he'd have his son behind you with a...

I will gladly show my sex-wang to everyone at the airport it's a thing of beauty, truly, like it was sculpted my Michelangelo (only big) with a perfect single vein, a lovely sapphire blue. But when it come to getting my package handled by another dude, I have to say I'd rather take my chances...

o :booty: o :booty: o :booty: o :booty: o :booty: o :booty: o :booty: o :booty: o In commemoration of the Year of the Butthole, to promote understanding and awareness of that oft-neglected body part, I have decided to start a new game: "Name that Butthole" This is a model from my website we...