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3rd cup of 8:00 coffee from the Keurig.

Let me state first that I am not a religious person, however I consider myself spiritual. I am not convinced there is a true heaven or hell--however I believe in the afterlife to an extent. I have absolutely no basis for my belief except it is what I have believed for years. My thought is we...

Elton John--Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy--on vinyl at 7.0 out of 10 (volume). Waiting for the neighbors.

Re: Mothers and Daughters In Porn? Not mother/daughter, but the Potter Twins are incredibly hot and have worked together. This includes a scene with Mark Wood where each performs ATOGM on each other.

Erica Lauren. You can tell by that stupid fucking laugh she has.

OMG--I have laughed for over 5 minutes after reading this.;););)

Wheat bagel w/ cream cheese and a tall glass of chocolate milk. Already had 3 cups of coffee.

Couldn't agree more. Maybe if he had been a better teammate an NFL team would take a chance with him. Lockerroom cancer. Nobody wants him.

wheat bagel with margarine. gotta get my cholesterol down.

Diet Vernors.

Mariska Hargitay Judy Greer Angie Harmon Sarah Palin Patricia Heaton Sandra Bullock

Had my 3 cups of coffee. Now enjoying a tall glass of cold milk.

Dan Fogelberg--The Innocent Age---with Captured Angel on deck. When I am feeling emotional, it becomes a Fogelberg day.

Technics 100W Receiver Kenwood 200 Disc CD Changer Sony Turntable Bose Bookshelf Speakers Kenwood Tower Speakers (Old)

Your examples are about groups of soldiers coming to people's doors, removing them and taking them to prisons. How is an individual with a handgun going to stop that? This is the stupidest fucking argument against gun control I have ever seen. Gun control works. Ask South Korea. Guns are...

Samuel Adams Mich Ultra Yuengling Light I will not drink anything else.

Roy Orbison with Eddie Vedder a close second.

That was my thought exactly!!!!!!!!!!!

A list without Mark Knopfler and Robert Randolph (yea, I know it is pedal steel) is not a valid list.

USMC. Two tours of that fucking rathole called Viet Nam. Glad I made it out with all my fucking parts

Christy Canyon

If they ever steal the Veteran's Plaque from my Father's grave, they had better pray to God the police catch them before I do.

My dad always drank Schlitz when we were growing up. 1 beer would knock a 12-year-old on his ass. That was my initiation into alcohol

Fresh brewed unsweetened ice tea that I made myself. On ice with a lemon slice.

Re: Mainstream Actresses You'd FUCK The Living Shit Out Of. Demi Moore would be eaten like I was at the Last Supper and then have her face glazed like a freshly frosted doughnut.

Pulp Fiction where Samuel Jackson give his speech about the righteous man before he puts a cap in the three kids. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPHuE5pDlEs&feature=related The Graduate where the father's friend tells Ben to remember one word--Plastics...

I dont care how big the tits are, but rather how big and sensitive the nipples on those tits are.

People who think this country owes them something. We have become a country of "receivers" rather than givers. What has happened to the attitudes in this country when people think they can just sit at home and let the government take care of them? I read recently where the city of Detroit has...

In no particular order: Jack Black Megan Fox (no talent whatsoever) Will Farrell (the next time he says something funny will be the first time) Chris Tucker Cameron Diaz

He got 25 years??????? What the hell. They should just shoot the asshole.

Eric Clapton Mark Knopfler Van Morrison

shaved brunette women with about 4 days of pussy stubble makes my weiner stand at full attention.

I do respect some of the performers. But on the other hand, any girl that will suck my dick right after it emerges from her ass does not demand respect. She needs help.

1. Visit Wales and Ireland 2. Visit Alaska w/ a cruise 3. Go to a game at Wrigley Field and Fenway Park

Never fucked one. However, I buried my dick in a prostitute's throat one night in Detroit. She swallowed the whole damn thing following a night of heavy drinking. Best $10 I ever spent.

Only one time in my life. I was 18 and not wanting to attend college in the fall. My dad got me a job at some shithole factory cleaning machines that had not been used since WW1. They gave me a putty knife and an air hose to clean about 3 inches of grease and dirt off these bastards. I did...

My wife!!!!!!! She just turned 55. I wonder if she knows I want to bone her??? But on a serious note--I would love to bury my cock in Patricia Richardson.

:rofl::rofl::rofl: OMG. I haven't heard "ass hat" in years. I spit pepsi all over my computer when I read this.

It was my nest door neighbor. I grew up in a very sheltered household and the gal next door was 2 years older than me with a body grown men cried over. Her tits had to be D cups when she was 16 and the prettiest face and long brown hair I have ever seen. Her family had a swimming pool and she...

ONE and only 1. Dated her for 4 years--been married for 32 years. She is the best partner a man could ask for.

Anybody who commits a crime against children Anybody who abuses or kills a domestic animal. Any "hunter" who hunts and kills out of season. Any person who abuses or kills a senior citizen.

Coming to America with Eddie Murphy

Just leave it alone. It is a great game already.

My wife has a 2006 Grand Prix GT. It is a nice car, although I can barely fit my fat ass inside of it. Runs great. The body is a little "tinny" if you know what I mean. Speedometer goes to 140 MPH, it tops out at 114 MPH. Just an FYI--

Ashlyn Gere. I actually met her at a strip club one night and had a photo with her sitting naked on my lap. Had a great rub that night smelling my jeans. I know, I am a sick fuck!!!

He is not a sick fuck. I should know because he never comes to our meetings.!!!!!! :eek:

I agree with that one. Right now the cop I wax one off to the most is Olivia Benson on Law and Order, SVU. She is so hot!!! :lovecoupl

Re: From Playboy To Hardcore Terry Wiegel comes to mind. Not sure if any others.

Unfortunately this is an example of the sick fucking world we live in. I feel horrible for this young girl. I hope that "mom" burns in fucking hell. There are so many places that could have helped this family--guess that crack was more important to mom.

We had a local girl in our little town who posed for one of the ameteur photo mags out there. She even listed her home town and what her occupation was. (she worked for a local franchised home supply business.) She sure did work there--worked in customer service. I now know what her gyno...