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"Taking lumps"? Is your name Robert Heinlein?! Do you want the guy handling your taxes? Nobody cares; he can bribe the right people so he gets the job. If you object, get more money and change things. He doesn't care. He cares only for profit.

Man up and get those groceries up the stairs. Or woman up and "get" Cassius to do it for you.

Black hawk down

Hot tea water? WTF?! Did he fall into a samovar?

But... it is growing everywhere. Just illegally. - - - Updated - - - But... it is growing everywhere. Just illegally.

You're an evil, evil man. Take me.

2-3 times as a teenager? I had a libido at least five times as strong as you. I lost count at 23 or 27 once. Python handling.

The ancient Egyptians used to have a ceremony where their Pharoah would masturbate into the Nile to ensure productivity. Given the recent fate of Western nations I think Obama, Merkel and Cameron should all shoot some sperm into the Potomac, Thames and Spree.

Far too rational. Get off the internet.

WTF? Enough with the double postings!

Right? If they can pay for it, even illegally, they have a right. You want it, you gotta earn it. Why don't you help him a few rungs up the ladder? - - - Updated - - - Right? If they can pay for it, even illegally, they have a right. You want it, you gotta earn it. Why don't you help him a...

My eyes! Noooooooooooooooooooo!

#1: Just be incredibly happy.

If politicians want war, give 'em the guns and let 'em get down to it.

Heroin is good for weight loss. When was the last time you saw a fat junkie?

Meaningful post.

Re: Big Booty Latinas ZOMFG, who?

As an intelligent person, do you ever get the feeling that the less intelligent people running around are having all the fun? No need for any of you to answer, I'm just thinking aloud online.

To stop posting on internet forums.

Since I just got repped for that bad joke, I will now double post: 127 yards.

That idea sounds familiar... - - - Updated - - - That idea sounds familiar...

Is this about the guy who got caught with the porn onj his phone with the woman and the dead catfish? Didn't read, lol!

I wish I was an egg. At least an egg gets laid once.

The only acceptable prostitution is that of the government to corporate bank accounts.

Take the top off!

Clearly, the ***** is at fault for being black. - - - Updated - - - Clearly, the ***** is at fault for being black.

If you care that badly why not sort out world peace yourself? Isolationist, you say? What a novel idea... You got it all wrong, my friend, you see, the real threat to world Capitalism is of course, peace. You never go full peacenik.

Let them. Other competitors can rise to take their place, ensuring competition and negating stagnation. Let them go parasitise another country like america that lets some businesses pay negative tax. Wait... your helping distribute a free video? That sounds an awful lot like Socialism to me...

I wonder if his bail was paid with my pocket money, granny's donations or the proceeds of the porno I made with the clergy. They told me that a little evil was acceptable in the name of the greater good...

Yes

Made in China, lol!

Calm down dear, it's just a forum.

Agreed; let's send Mariah Carey CDs Not really; we got some good books out of the conflict. Did you just advocate sharing the wealth? And what are the chances that our next war will be fought against robots? Skynet exists now. That's because you Brits live in the past.

Cool story, bro.

There's no need for vitriol. Try sitting down with some camomile tea, your favourite soap opera and a hot water bottle on your stomach...

"God" takes a capital "G".

A burrito would be you and me wrapped in a blanket.

I was always fixated on Jill dand- Nevermind.

Yes we are the biggest threat to peace. Or did you think we stormed the Middle East out of the goodness of our hearts? As for the military... Some things we excel at while others require improvement. All I really know is that I like a woman in uniform.

So how did you lose the other 2 fingers?

I can't believe that I'm only in 42 of those pictures...

Re: When was Freeones "better?" When did it "not suck?" This is not the first post I've seen you make concerning Mayhem. You got it hard for him, boy?

Haven't heard from him in years Haven't heard from them in years Haven't heard from them in years Wish I'd never heard of him Nor the above 3 Oh fuck off I'd hit it Trance DJ last I heard. He was good... 10 years ago. I imagine he has a record company these days. He made the sublime in search...

I'd make slugs fuck snails until I had some race of hyper-molllusc to go to war with and then, once the world was under my dominion and I was totally safe, I'd feel safe enough to reveal her identity.

"You can't say closed gay. But you can say Tory cabinet minister" -Omid Djalili

Yeah? Well I don't believe in Republicans so STFU.

1) Fact 1 is that there is one fun fact about me. 2) Fact two is that there are two fun facts about me. 3) Fact 3 is that there are three fun facts about me. 4: Fact four is that there are four fun facts about me. 5) Fact 5 is that I like to fuck pineapples using coconuts. It's a fetish I call...

You came to the wrong place.

Anyone with a baseball bat. - - - Updated - - - Anyone with a baseball bat.

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