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Hey y'all!! I have some news for you! First off, I updated my website to a new format/style. I think it looks better, personally.. but check it out. I'd appreciate feedback! Second, I've been doing a bunch of new photo shoots! What do you guys think?? I have a bunch of new panties...

Could you guys help me out? I found it on Tumblr, so it could be anyone.

Maybe if you ask very very nicely and you come see me at work! :)

Thank you! :) Most people guess them to be real. In some pics they are very clearly fake, but for the most part, they look and feel real.

I finally had an opportunity to do a post-op photo shoot! I hope you enjoy them! These were taken by Taylor LaRue Photography in Chicago, Illinois. My hairstylist fucked up my hair, so I'm a brunette for now. I'm keeping it natural while I grow it out, and then I'll be changing it back to bright...

I finally got my boobs done!! It's been a rough couple of days. They have me doped up pretty good (valium every 4 hours, oxy every 6 hours) so I barely remember much of anything. The boobs are pretty sore, but here's hoping they get better over the next week or so.

Hey guys.. I need some advice. I'm not quite sure how to phrase it to get my question across clearly, so bear with me. I'm getting my boobs done next week, and within a couple days after my surgery, I want to do some clips for guys that have a new implant fetish. I know some of you guys are into...

Anyone know who she is?

A fuck ton of money. I think girls actually auction off their virginity at the ranches in Vegas. At least, a girl I worked with was talking about doing it.

Best Concert I've Seen: The Faint or Ben Folds at Summerfest. Band I Wish I'd Seen: Nirvana or the original Smashing Pumpkins.

You know I'd help you, but I'm sure you can find someone way better than me.

I didn't buy a booth (too busy with other life stuff, I'm closing on my house the day after Exxxotica ends) but I think I'm going to come down for fun.

They've also proven that the toll it takes on peoples' health is tremendous. The day after DST takes effect, the number of people admitted to hospitals for heart attacks increases dramatically. But we're all fat, lazy bastards here in American anyway.

Daylight Saving Time!! And yes, especially on nights when I am dancing. But that's worse in the fall, because then I have to tack an extra hour onto an already 10 hour shift.

Give my Hamm's waterfall sign to my ***.

I was really hoping to open this thread and find JNCOs and the old Charlotte Hornets logo and the Tom Green Show or something.

It is a fucking amazing show. I couldn't really make it even halfway through the book without seeing the series. I can't wait til tomorrow!

Dexter Morgan. Having rough, rough sex.

If I had Jaana Ruutu inside of me, would that make me Finnish?

Denmark was the best, IMO. Though you Norwegians and Swedes are a lot more friendly than Danes. I had to choose Denmark because I'm genetically inclined to do so.

Wanna see more pictures of me? Check my Moby Picture feed.

Is all the talk of CM PUnk and friends finally over? Can we get back to voting for Jaana for Best Newcomer now?

So, it's been a really tough week, between having a very, very sick ***, not ******** for 48 hours and being freezing on a train car for 19 of those 48 hours, and having to move with less than 6 weeks notice. I found a house I wanted to buy, but the owners accepted another offer. Nonetheless...

So, it's been a really tough week, between having a very, very sick ***, not ******** for 48 hours and being freezing on a train car for 19 of those 48 hours, and having to move with less than 6 weeks notice. I found a house I wanted to buy, but the owners accepted another offer. Nonetheless...

Most camgirls sell panties, including myself. I have sooooooooooo many panties.. I seriously never thought I'd own this many.

Y'all should join this!

Thank you! :)

It sounds like the name of a really... large woman. TON-A-WANDA!

You should watch the movie "Lars and the Real Girl".

It's a ********* of my civil rights to not let me watch or be part of pornography!

Is that a snow plow on the front? It is made by Chevy... I'm guessing it's designed to fall off after a couple years of use.

Come on, now! White trash doesn't ***** brand name soda!

Oh my God it's been a rough 48 hours. Someone bring me some hugs, ice cream, and raspberry chocolate sauce.... quick! Please?

Jaana Ruutu!

I was pretty indifferent. I'm a Packers fan, being from Wisconsin... but I was raised a Raiders fan. Please don't hurt me.

Who are y'all rooting for in the Super Bowl?

This theory is bullshit. I was born with an outie, and it was obviously like that before I had sex.

Maybe we should time it so we can all go out together when I'm visiting my best bb!!

Ponda Baba vaginas.

Dupe, sorry!

Beasts of the Southern Wild was really fucking good.

Candida Royalle.

I don't care about ***** racing, but my friend that's really into it told me to say this: "The CA stakes are boring and poor betting opportunities this week with 5 in the SA and what, 4 in the Robert B. Lewis? This looks like a walkover for GOD but Baffert has been shaky in big races a bit...

Well, when comparing household appliances to foods, an avocado is always a dishwasher.

Male: Nerdy, as ambitious as I am, left-brained, must be a lover of music, movies, and travel. I usually go for guys that are good at math - I tend to get along well with engineers, doctors, and IT guys. Looks don't matter that much, but bonus points for him if he has black framed glasses and...

It's a joke.

Both Aaliyah Love and Brianna Lee. And Brianna Lee is kinda close to me... oooooh, I hope she's up for it ;)

I love ****, but I'm weaning myself off. You know, it's used to clean ***** off the highway after accidents.