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YUCK! Totally unnecessary boob job.:hairpull: Those plastic hanging sandbags don't even look like they belong in the same room as her. So sad...she was near perfect before.

I know everybody hates her, but she looks fucking GOOD and I would fuck the absolute shit out of her. She really looks like a pornstar now. And you could just be extra rough with her if it made you feel better!

Driving me insane! Oh Lisa's looking so deliciously big and lush in that new shoot! What a body!

Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas! Did anyone feel guilty jacking off on Christmas? I did a bit. But i still came 2x. Of course the second load was all over my wife's enormous tits, but I still count that as it was my own hand that finished me. Wonderful way to spend the holiday!

Oh HELL YES! Something tells me the lady knows how to suck a cock too. I'd love too hear her begging for it with that sweet southern drawl.

Re: Hope Solo Absolutely majestic! This bitch is truly a magnificent human specimen. She's like the thoroughbred racehorse of pussy, and I just know she's got to fuck like a high performance machine! So impressed!

Never tried one! After 26 years in the jacking off business, I've never seen one that looked liked it could cum close to doing as good a job as Rosie Palm and her five sisters. I'm always open to new experiences though, if anyone knows of some miracle device.

I've got the perfect one for this thread! Nancy Grace! That's right, Nancy Fuckin Grace! Always hated this obnoxious bitch. Her voice is torture and never thought she was even a little attractive. Then I saw her Dancing With the Stars pics from the nip slip blowup and FUCK! I love her big...

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Re: Hope Solo Ain't that the truth! With all the teams she's played on I'm sure she gets hit on constantly, and you know she has to have let at least a few of those aggressive dykes dive her muff. Fuck look at the tone in those legs and that ass!

Still not exactly sure what the fuck she does but oh shit she looks fuckable doing it!

Threadkiller!!!!!! :surprise: :facepalm: :eek: :wtf: :cussing:

Almost time, Katie baby...almost time... What won't you be willing to do to hang on to the fame and money when desperation really sets in????? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Re: Brook Little / Busty Brooke Fucking ridiculous!:noway:

Re: Hope Solo Man...what an erection-killer putting her next to that hideous Nancy Grace and in front of the grotesque bearded lady Chastity Bono! Oh yeah! Looks like she could snap your neck with those thighs! Hope she stays on the show long enough to produce a lot of good pics. BTW...

Re: Hope Solo She's on the new season of Dancing With The Stars. I won't watch, but I expect a new flood of stroke-worthy pix!

Have never been completely tapped out. My all time record was 8 times in one day back in my youth, but even then sommething always came out. Maybe just a dribble the last few pops, but I did produce! Now my dick was a different story... it was rubbed raw and I could barely touch it...

You are sooooooooo right! And perfect example for this thread

Epic post dcopley! Love it! :thumbsup:

Don't know why anyone would give her shit about having the Marilyn tat off. I generally like good looking tats, but that one was not attractive and was in a bad location. It just didn't fit her. And if you ask me, Megan is wayyyyyyyy hotter than MM. Because, you know, she's not like all dead...

Re: Kimber James - Shemale Babe Nothing hotter than seeing her with that dick nice and hard! :thumbsup:

You look amazing bigger! The way you carry the extra weight on you belly is realy nice. And of course that ass is clearly epic! Lisa, you're just gorgeous! Sexual perfection!

Odd or not, I'm a daily (more whenever possible) practitioner myself. Don't let anybody get you down about getting off!

Re: Taylor Momsen is 18 For the record, I'd eat it no matter how long it'd been since she cleaned it.

Anybody who really jerks it a lot will attest that sometimes you go pretty weird to keep it lively. I personally get off hearing about other peoples weird, twisted, or even sick jackpff fodder. So lay it on us! The weirder the better.

Re: Alison Angel 1. That's fucking nuts. Allison is fucking beautiful. I would say somewhere in the low 9 range. Let the Big Brother chick put a few thousand pics pics of her naked tits and pussy out there and we can really compare. 2. If Allison is so mediocre, why are y'all lingering in...

Had a great session yesterday focused almost entirely on Facebook! One of my fave things to find on there is pics of women I know in their wedding dress. Something about jerking to a woman when she's all made up looking her best, in a tight fitting dress that usually makes a point to show off...

Yes! Oh absolutely fuck yes! I'm into her druggy / narcoleptic personality. Like she might fall asleep being fucked, and it would be just fine! Saw her on a Food network show and she seems the same in real life as on Parks and Rec. Bonus!

Maybe while she was trying to trick you into supporting her and her litters of kids. Once she thought she had you I bet that shit would cease quick.

I don't get it. What is there to do besides masturbate?

Re: Taylor Momsen is 18 In love with this girl. What a dirty nasty little baby! Want to perform twisted satanic sex rituals with her. :cthulhu:

Lady takes it up the ass like a total champ, that's for fucking sure.:goodpost:

Sounds like you're wasting your time then. Go the fuck away. :dislike:

Countdown to her slutting it up to try to reinvent herself and salvage her career as her "tween it girl" status fades, commencing.

Re: Hope Solo Her face needs to be covered in cum more than any other face I've ever seen! Every pic of her face should be captioned "FACIALIZE ME NOW!"

Sorry, that last post got totally fucked up, as always happens lately when I try to post. Hope you got the gist of it.

WARNING: Not only does my gate swing both ways, if you know what I mean (wink wink), but I really get into some weird shit when I masturbate. So, if you can't handle anything spicier than plain vanilla jack action, then turn back now! All week long now I've been obsessed with yanking to a...

Not wrong at all! She looks dirty, troubled and sexy in that pic. And its hot she was locked up because you kno her pussy got eaten when she was in jail!

I knew! I knew! Shes tight and highly fuckworthy and loves to show it off on her shows. I've blown many loads to that shit!

Well, that's your personal opinion. Point is he got the chance to fuck all three, so he did.

Cuz then he got the chance to to stick it in Jen Aniston. And then Angelina Jolie.

Thanks for the xlnt vids and for getting some real unadulterated manlove into Freeones!:bowdown:

I miss the nip ornaments too, though I was so excited to see new materiali didn't even notice. But I do like the nose stud and new tats an awful lot! Fuck it, I'm in love! What can I say say, shes simply one of the most beautiful and sexiest ive ever laid eyes on. Funny how a certain chick...

Lol. Well I sure hope she's not done, but I think you're taking her porn Bio a little too seriously. You don't think she literally wrote that, do you? A bit of creative license maybe? "Porn was her dream job since childhood" sounds a bit sexier than "She was a girl with loose morals who...

Re: Shemale: Sarina Valentina Or if she started giving them! That wouldn't be too bad either.

Thanks guys! Glad I have a place to come and talk about that mind-blower where its appreciated. Problem is it was so good now ill drive myself nuts tying to get back to that place. Oh, well...just means more and more jerking off I guess! What a fucking shame! ;-)

Nothing sad about any of it. You grab tits WHENEVER you get the chance! If you want to get picky, Timberlake groped Janet Jackson's tits during the infamous "wardrobe malfunction" Superbowl five or more years ago, so who's being copied?

Wow! What a fucking load! Yesterday was the first time in a while that I really got to give myself a nice long session, and boy did it end well. I was relaxing back in the recliner enjoying a fine assortment of porn on my trusty tablet for at least two hours altogether. Now, that's hardly a...

Congrats. Fine choice.:thumbsup: