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The most boring looking person of all time is Meredith Baxter-Birney but there were a legion of fellas Punishing Percy to her in 1978 but regretted it in 2009 when she admitted to being a dyke and they realized you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube any more than you can turn back time...

Looks like Jamie Foxx has had his head in a vise for 3 months. What type of illness changes your aspect ratio?

If Donald Trump becomes President once more I bet I know who'll end up as Vice President and one step closer to President herself.

Finally, you agree. Geeeesh...

Was just thinking out loud but not so loud the neighbors are complaining again. Anyway, boxing has weight classes. Why not take all the transgenders and group them all together based upon testosterone levels? Some events may also require weight classes too. That may be something that would...

Maybe it's better that you believe that. Anyway, no thanks are necessary for pulling your butt out of the fire before you got cancelled with your employer being pressured and forced to terminate you. Were the memes responsible for rotting your brain while inputting subliminal messages that...

This is way more erotic than watching some junkie runaway taking on 3 guys inside of a warehouse.

Good thing about AI is that you can fluff up an Asian girl's butt by pushing a key on a keyboard instead of putting them on an American diet for 9 years being monitored by some hog sitting next to them nightly at the dinner table.

Her specialty must be a simultaneous one-handed happy ending w/prostate massage. She still has an extra hand to hold a phone to yell at her kids with.

I made a big ole piggy of myself and ate almost an entire large container of Dreyer's Chocolate Ice Cream. I sure love ice cream. I really do.

Last night it was Pizza. Pizza Pie. Pizza Pie from Papa John's. NY XL Pizza Pie from Papa John's. NY XL Pizza Pie from Papa John's w/Pepperoni. That's it. No upsell was tolerated. PAPA JOHN PREFERS TWO TOPPINGS WITH EXTRA CHEESE

I get sleepytime when I look at her thumbnail. This gal is more my speed as far as shameless gold diggers go.

I’m glad I had a positive influence on you before you went full-on Kanye. I’m also happy that you watched those documentaries about evil ahole NAZIs on YouTube that I recommended. Hitler was a pathetic loser and brought so much shame to his country that his people learned to like the taste of...

I have never masturbated with my left hand.

I'm glad I was able to change your mind about Hitler. What were you thinking before? Total jerk, that guy was.

Now you suddenly change your mind? You Hitler supporter denier, you. Not as bad as Stalin, at least, right? Hitler may have sent his men to die but at least he wasn't the one pulling the trigger. Guess who the Jews in Finland through in with.

Goodness gracious sakes alive! Texas more than doubled Florida's meager output. Play with the bull you get the horns! We came in an embarrassing third and I thought we invented the term "Road Rage". I so disappoint. Kicks rocks...

I agree now, Lux. John Cleese and Hitler were both right. Imagine if Joseph Goebbels and NAZI technology were able to unlock the magic power of memes back then.

Marduk > Antifa

My Godfather was a Japanese man with wisdom. He once said... "Guests like fish. After 3 days start to smell."

My poor father-in-law. Family I married into doesn't communicate with each other very thoroughly. I got into a conversation with "Pops" and he shyly, tepidly, sheepishly asked, "Uhhhh... you got gun?" I smiled and put my arm around the little man and answered while grinning, "Aw Hell man, I'm...

The only good criminal is a dead criminal. Excellent footage from the other day.

What type of corporation is this? Sounds more like breeding than building.

I've mention Alicia Rio before. One afternoon at about 3PM I drove over to Sunset Bl and decided to walk into this strip club. As soon as I walk in I saw Alicia Rio walking around hanging by the front. She came up to me and greeted me with a big hug. She was so nice. We talked a bit and I ended...

EZ is dead but I wanted more satisfaction as he was allowed nobility and dignity embracing his fate. I don't care about his treachery toward the club. I wanted him to die for his evil deed killing the girl. At least the ATF gave those fuckers a good shower in the end. Huevos Nachos, Mayans MC.

Book me a ticket. I'm Ghana-go to Mau-Mau Land!

Now Roxanne is a cutie for sure. Booker T is kind of a father figure to her being her trainer.

Old Country is always best too. If you dull your sword enough you are able to prolong the beheading and receive much joy from making someone suffer eventually having to finally bludgeon the rest of it off. Hatred is deeper and venom is more poisonous from certain cultures.

Today, a little more than an hour ago. Pretty good so far.

I figured by now some revenge-seeking teenage girl woulda already split her wig. Nothing tickled her fancy more than ambushing minors. Was she ever a teacher in Catholic School? Crazy and tormented enough.

Who in their right mind would want to run into Billy Mays in a dark alley when he was alive? That cocaine-infused pitchman looked like he occasionally enjoyed a good brawl. The last time I saw Billy Mays was on The Tonight Show w/Jay Leno. Dana Carvey almost made a fatal mistake trying to...

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I like African girls. I worked in Santa Monica and knew a number of gals from Ghana, Nigeria, and Ethiopia. There was this one after hours food place who hired a bunch of really cute and nice Ethiopian girls.

Creepiest ice cream man ever. Whatever you do don't mention the Golden Globes.

Jaysus! I just took my hand off my dick so I could type this and say thank you. Thank you...

You should tell that to the Roseanne Barr.

You’re right. Hitler wasn’t as bad as people implied. Jews shouldn’t own guns anyway because they’re notorious troublemakers. That’s what I get for using a meme. Donkey change.

Tomorrow is the series finale. I hope EZ dies for what he did to that poor, sweet girl. No turning back from something like that.

Asian girl with serious booty. Very nice, Lux. Can we peel those bottoms off? Good yummy sashimi under there. You know her anus is hairless and bubble-gum pink too. No zits, hemorrhoids, or dingleberries.

Emancipation is a wonderful thing. If your master does not set you free then eat him alive while his heart is still beating and the tears from his whore wife have not yet dried yet.

Holy guacamole! My hummus is oozing over the top now...