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He's on a mission from God...

I ditched Jury duty for about 6 years, I was out of the country! ;)

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Magnum P.I. You can end this thread now!

As a *** growing up during the weekends i'd just wait for my ****** to all go to bed and i'd watch Skinamax! Today as an adult I just grab my laptop and go to my room and do the business. Its funny though I got a pretty big collection of porn on my computer but most of the time I just browse...

I really need to visit Arizona!

Pasties will be mighty tasty on you!

Make yourself a fleshlight out of a calzone, now that would be epic and mighty tasty!

You can fall in love and Marry anyone you want! And it will also bring in more tax money for our government to spend!! :)

Ahhhh Chica, you never fail to make me have a full erection! I thank you!! ;)

I just had some Pizza, as a food its the closest thing to a **** for me, I can eat it till i'm absolutely stuffed and still go back for more!! Its just the ultimate comfort food for me, it looks, smells and tastes fantastic! I seriously think they put ******* or something in it because when i'm...

I just love you Germans, such a technically technical thread about tits!! ;)

So the 'Fucking' Boat is sinking?? If I was on a boat with all those people fucking so hard that the ship actually starts to sink then I deserve to go down with it!

Too much exposed shoulder and don't skirts have to be at knee level or something?? I figure if she wore that outfit at school she would be sent home and told to change. Yeah if they were doing a play and thats her costume then maybe that photo would be in but I kinda doubt that I'm not saying...

Pirates are gonna bring the world together and we will have everlasting peace!! Thank you Pirates!

Yeah not really appropriate for a HS year book but nothing too scandalous But really I can see her working at a strip club in the very near future trying to make her ***** come true to become a porn star or something...

The bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin'

Did I miss something??

Yeah if I was extremely desperate I would go for a hooker, i'd rather find a girl that is into fwb or if I had a wife just fuck her when ever she is 'in the mood' lol

I didn't win anything! Blah!! COngrats to all the assholes....oh I mean dicks.....oh I mean winners....yeah winners! ;)

Danish Bacon is pretty good!

Yeah you got the right to defend your ****** and yourself if someone is breaking in, who knows what the hell they want or want to do with your property or your ******! If anyone breaks into my place while i'm at home with my ****** those fuckers will be shot!

Looks like one of those Japanese love dolls.....

Tension is good, tension makes you think differently, no tension means everyone is thinking the same way and that would be a very bad thing!

Hmmmmmmmm well maybe there was a reason Tiger was fucking hookers and porn stars.....

She isn't ugly but I can't get into her, if I try to enjoy her pics all I can think about is her *** and then all the Wrestlers I grew up watching in the 80's!! No bueno!!

Ahhh good man go feet first into the hard stuff!

So did he find some weed?

A nice *** every now and then is nice

Rams 1999 Blackhawks 2009 A's 1989 At least all the teams i'm a fan of has won a championship

I'm not at the poverty line but it still fucking sucks living paycheck to paycheck and have debts you try and 'forget' about lol But I guess I could be in a much worst situation.....

proctologist??

If the girl is wearing one and nothing else then it would look pretty sexy! With clothes the girl looks pretty cute! lol

Well I know alot of places the age of consent is 16 so I think its hard to crack down online on posts about a 17 year old especially when they are doing something like professional tennis

There are alot of factors, fast food, processed foods, video games, over protective parents not letting their **** go out and play because of the 1% chance their *** could get hurt or something, not letting bigger **** play little league football because 'they could hurt' the smaller **** Alot...

Have a safe and sane New Years everyone!

Handful of pills with some nice expensive *****, if I wanna go I wanna go by peacefully going to *****! Fuck setting myself on fire!!

A Coors man is a sexy man! But I also like Rolling Rock When I was in England....

The hotter the better! Love the hot summer days when it hits the 100's! Can't stand the cold, my joints are fucked up as it is and when the cold gets involved i'm in some sort of pain every freaking cold miserable day and goddamn night!

Hello from Sunny California! If I ever go up to your area I just may have to look you up! ;)

#5 Edita Vilkeviciute http://brosome.com/edita-vilkeviciute-is-a-1010-on-the-%E2%80%9Cuber-hot%E2%80%9D-scale/ Mmmmmmm yes please!

I believe in Ghosts, had a experience with some friends while using a Ouija board.......

**** I take 5 vicodin with ******* on a daily basis! And I was 21 when I lost my cherry so its really not the end of the world, if you are desperate go on backpage.com, go to the ****** section and there are plenty of girls for a small fee will solve the virginity issue for you!

Tis the Season to be horny....Merry! :)

Call me very late to the Party but this is the first time i've seen our Cult ****** and wow Petra, you are very hot! :)

I like Bush :)

Ok I may of over exaggerated but you stating you love her is also a over exaggeration. You got infatuated with this girl and yeah it may of sucked watching her do a scene but there wasn't any real connection between you two, just an infatuation you have for her. When you say you have feelings...

Re: Julia Ann, Dani Daniels, Nikki Hunter, Ginger Lynn and Elexis Monroe: WHAT-A-DAY Looks like you had a fun time!

Well from that angle yes!