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On both accounts; Yes

Have a look and laugh; http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00gv91y/Outtakes_US_Presidents/

How??? I thought that was brilliant. My kind of humour. Anyone any idea if Valkyrie is any good? US films usualy butcher European history so I'm not holding out on it (and I think Cruise is a tit) but want to know what others think

Yeah, in terms of pre-virginal meaning "before you have fucked a pussy" yeah. The oringinal comment was more in terms of "this is lame thread again, like someone posting before they have actually fucked a pussy but bragging about it" so yeah, it is right (just to spell it out the the dumb...

I though the whole drugs story was lame so was going to pass over the thread, but fuck it. Pre-virginal is not a word, however anyone with a brain cell can work out its sentiment. Yes, pre- is before or prior to. Virginal can be used as in the untouched state. But virginal is now regularly...

Yeah, I was running for a bus, when hidden around the corner there was a hooker. BAMM!! Straight into her. Set her flying. Least she was used to being on her back.

Is that on the board or in general?? Who give a rats ass who's a virgin and who's not? One of the lads at work is 21 and still a virgin (choice, religious thing) and an ex work mate used to give him tons of shit for it. I kept defending him as whats the biggy about it?? So what, he hasn't...

Would that question imply that 68 boarders DO NOT want to have sex with a girl??

Makes me think of this entry into the Darwin Awards. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jWIK7w1GYMI&feature=related So close but not quiet there...... or the cheap-skate version..... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WuovD0zorX8&feature=related

Oh the irony.........

UK it's 70, thats why I was going for the irony.

But did he get a speeding ticket for doing 80mph though? That would just be ironic and VERY news worthy

20th Jan 2008 - Nothing much happening really. Think it'll go down in history just like any other Tuesday. Oh, US unemployment went up by one person, and a house exchange hands, but at a rock bottom price of nothing. Tenancy agreement will be reviewed in 4 years though.

Thats pretty major news! Has it been that slushy snow or the big snow flake kind of stuff?? Heard it can be really nasty if you get it in your eye.

A hypothermic one at that with a hip replacement. Did find this though; http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7816980.stm I'm expecting it will be splashed across the front pages of all the US majors for the next few weeks.

She has some new show coming out in the UK. Maybe she's trying to get some attention (again) for something benign again. The only thing that I'd watch Paris in on TV, would be a skip with Jordan to see who will bitch and kill each other first. And once the winner had been declared, I'd drop a...

Seams to be a really slow day in the news today, with nothing really memorable going on, so I thought I would contribute this story. What's with Google's new mini icon? Google have worked out how to brand 16x16 pixels onto 1,200 million pages. Link is here...

Well, it's made it an hour and 10 and still not banned. Doubt it'll get to the second post marker. Surprised it was worth all the ball ache of registering just to post spam. Least this one would have been done by some con artist in Nigeria rather then the usual spam bots. Bless em'. Those...

After recent board discussions, I'm thinking of upping and offing. FO seams to have more 12 - 14 year olds by the week asking crap things. The likes of Dave Rhino, Sputnikgirl and a whole host of others have gone. Prof. Voluptuous isn't round as often so more threads are being filled by...

Fuck me. Right. White goo; Womans own lubrication. It is secreted on arousal to ensure that the vaginal lining isn't damaged. Often, when the female is extremely aroused, excess is produced, as seen in the picture. When women orgasm, excess is often pushed further down the vaginal canal...

Or he's having trouble uploading the photos. Or he's having to have pillow talk therefore fallen asleep Or she's also a member of the board, seen this thread and he is now minus testicles.

My god! It's baconsalts25!!!

What?? She's wearing a football jersey??

What if it was Baconsalt25's??

I want my three minutes back and two minutes extra as compensation.

Just meaning that referring to our history in that way, I find disrespectful.

Should try reading "Malibu Stork Nightmares" by Irvine Walch

Whichever one smells least of fish.........

I think a lot of us in the UK wouldn't classify this as "Shit," this is our monarchy. Even though a lot of British people would claim to prefer a republic, I believe that nearly every British citizen would defend and be insulted by a Yank saying "I find this shit interesting"

Keep a low profile and stack shelves??? Suppose career progression is do porn, do mature porn, direct, if you have enough money, retire. Feel sorry for the lower grade girls. They must do porn and blow there cash, then work as Madams in strip joints to keep an eye on the younger girls...

Hybrid cars won't need the piston engines we have today, so the internal combustion engine in that sense will go, but biofueled cars, electric, hydrogen cells and biocell cars will keep going and developing. Hydrogen is a little of a white horse in terms of logistics. Plastics will be...

1) Write the car off. 2) Go to a new car sales room 3) Don't buy the new cars, ask for their part ex stock 4) Buy a cheap car. Car dealers are having difficulty shift part ex cars as the price of scrap is crap at the mo. Instead, they are either having to pay to get rid of them or getting...

Moral of the story; Jizzing on your keyboard makes things sticky.

Well spotted. Moral of the story; Spell checkers give suggested spelling. Spell checkers don't always suggest the correct word

Good job theres no oxygen in the atmosphere then if there are pools of methane. Or maybe someone did have a light and that's why there is no oxygen???

I agree, and with that logic just shown, I'm going to ask for the ban of Coca-cola, is it was a sponsor of the Nazi Youth Core and therefore in league with Hilter. (also, because I think it's shit, over commercialized has an appealing human rights record and makes people fat)

An porn that is suggested by Baconsalt25.

"Vibrate"

Yep, I agree. I think it's time to call it a day for this joker.

Fuck me. Poo boy again. Ever thought about finding a true fetish site?? I'm sure there are plenty out there for you.

http://www.filescheap.com/do/downloads/3061_mobile_phone_in_pussy.jpg

I think it is a bit of a mistake building an extra runway at any of the current airports. Personaly, with all that is going on in the world, I would have thought going for the complete alternative that was proposed would be a much better option; New airport in the Thames and the high speed...

Usually have two themes. One is called "Left hand night" other is called "Right hand night"

Are you trying to turn yourself on now MiniD??

I have just lost 5lbs laughing my man-boobs off. Thank you for that work out! Made my day.

Hmmmm..... can you give me some references to these?? I'm interested. If you have the journal references or the names of the programmers or programs, I'd be most interested. I do research by trade so shouldn't find locating reputable sources very hard.

Sorry, thought Bradford UK had briefly left the country for a while then. Especialy after the slating in the worst city thread on here. You know, getting a tan or something, and the city was heading home via duty free and passport control. Not got a clue what above is on about. Football...

Don't knock it. Remember those waterproof Nokia phones from some time ago?? Well, if you haven't got a vibrator handy, and the gf is feeling frisky.........

Darn it! Why does my name have to be so long??? You'd need a landscape lens and a wide screen board to do You Want To Shag Me. Then again, on a board held by Chica........ DO IT!!! DO IT!!!!! DO IT!!!

Baconsalt25??? Does that mean there have actually been 24 other baconsalts on here already??? Holy shit!