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  1. jvice

    Nikki Portanova / Nikki Kane

    Re: Nikki Portanova / Nikki Kane / Dominique Portanova RIP Beautiful, you were awesome! I had the opportunity to meet her about 5 years ago, she was very friendly and super cool. I am greatly saddened to hear about her passing. Too sweet of a person to have to go so young. Here is an obituary...
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    Texans/Californians/Arizonians...What fast food chain is better?

    In 'n Out... THE BEST fast food restaurant around. Nothing but fresh ingredients. They slice the potatoes for the fries right in front of you and there is all kinds of off the menu stuff. Animal fries are the bomb as mentioned already. (For those who don't know what it is, they are the fries...
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    33 Trapped Miners

    make that 5. they actually have live footage of them getting pulled out. That thing looks like an old school rocket ship. now only 30 to go since they sent 2 guys in.
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    33 Trapped Miners

    So far they got 4 out...
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    It's A Beautiful Day.

    awesome. thats the way to do it!
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    A jiggly angel!

    i think I've been hypnotized
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    Geek Gang Signs

    C++ in da house fo' shizzle!
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    Do the circles turn?

    i think my brain just threw up a little bit
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    Whimsy in race attack on another cat

    it's funny cuz he's fat
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    Does this image move?

    my eyes say yes, but my mind says no... or is it the shrooms... not sure.
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    Porn actor has tested positive for HIV; industry clinic officials confirm a quarantin

    Re: Porn actor has tested positive for HIV; industry clinic officials confirm a quara Damn, I feel bad for whoever this is and those they were with. They must all be freaking out right now. Hopefully they caught it soon.
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    Yea or Nay: Legalize Marijuana (Prop 19 in CA)

    Alcohol is a depressant drug. It starts affecting you immediately once it is consumed. Here's a some info I found for you: Blood Alcohol Content Effect on the Body 0.02 = Slight mood changes 0.04 = Motor skills significantly affected 0.06 = Lowered inhibition, impaired jugement, decreased...
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    Happy 10/10/10!

    nope, easiest day to remember getting married on is my anniversary date, 4-20... i can never remember the year for some reason tho.
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    justin bieber launches new nail polish line

    Yes! Finally! oh wait, nail polish? I thought it said he was launched into a Polish jail... my bad.
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    Yea or Nay: Legalize Marijuana (Prop 19 in CA)

    This statement is probably very true. I have spoken to quite a few tobacco smokers whom state that they would switch if cannabis were legal because of these reasons. They also reaffirmed your other statement that it would help them quit. Eases withdrawal symptoms and whatnot.
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    drunken question

    Not at all, like stated already, a zombie apocalypse is near. Make sure you have a good machete/sword too, because those don't run out of bullets! Who cares if people look at you funny for wearing army boots and a sword everywhere? They won't be laughing when it's their brains getting eaten.
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    The McDonald's Happy Meal that just won't decompose!

    Now announcing McDonalds top secret ingredient!!! Direct from secret sources within the organization! So please share with your friends!
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    Snapper captures the moment a huge lightning bolt strikes Statue of Liberty

    I don't see anything in this article about a fish or how it took this picture... was it a red snapper? And who is this Fine guy trying to take the fish's credit? Details people!!! I find this article to be prejudiced and oppressive of fish everywhere. On a side note: Are we sure the Statue of...
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    Giant asteroid is set to pass within 28,000 miles of Earth TODAY

    that article made me shart myself a little bit.
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    Yea or Nay: Legalize Marijuana (Prop 19 in CA)

    Because at some point you are going to get the munchies and have to go to the store. Of course since you have the 'reefer madness' and Funions, you will probably wind up killing 'Buttercup' or some other innocent police horse, you murdering bastard. The horses man, what about the horses! Oh...
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    Homeowner shoots, kills intruder

    Odds of a person being killed by someone with a gun each year. Better odds than the lottery! USA = 9484 deaths / 307,006,550 population == 1 in 32,371 Canada = 200 / 33,311,400 == 1 in 166,557 Germany = 194 / 82,110,097 == 1 in 423,247 Spain = 60 / 45,555,716 == 1 in 759,262 England/Wales = 39 /...
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    Fiscal Responsibility 101: You're not allowed to complain about...

    Unfortunately the insurance companies and medical establishments have run up the cost of health care so much, most people with average to lower incomes cannot afford it even without kids. I don't think the government getting involved the way it did was exactly the best thing to do, but something...
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    Would you streak in front of Obama for $1,000,000?

    Why the hell didn't anyone tell me about this first. Dammit! Can someone please send me a memo next time?
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    The 4chan porn leak.

    Good point. It's too bad all the names were released and not just the ones that were 'proven' to have downloaded and intentionally broken the law. Innocent names should always be kept private, but just like with most other crimes their names typically do not remain... anonymous (sorry). That's...
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    The 4chan porn leak.

    why steal it when there is so much free content online? Only way I really feel bad for these people is if they didn't intentionally pirate the movies. Otherwise, fuck'em.
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    What Was the Funniest Thing You Ever Did or Said During Sex?

    sounds like you got some interesting friends there. don't know how i'd respond to that guy blue-ballin me at the last second tho... I might've put a big mushroom print on his forehead or something.
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    What Was the Funniest Thing You Ever Did or Said During Sex?

    well... my wife was joking about popping my rocket before giving me a bj. I guess she wasn't ready for it or something and actually starting gagging after I came in her mouth. As she jumped up and ran for the bathroom, I said "Houston, we have a problem." She was a little upset with me after...
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    House Candidate Rich Iott Defends Nazi Uniform Photos

    So they won since the other side didn't show up, right?
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    One-armed Vietnam vet' exposed using TWO arms to count cash given by NY motorists

    what a d-bag. a disgrace, should be locked up for impersonating a real soldier and benefiting off of it. Too bad that's not a crime.
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    House Candidate Rich Iott Defends Nazi Uniform Photos

    If the people of Ohio want his Nazi loving ass, then so be it. They can have him if he represents what those people in that state believe. I don't agree with it, but that's the thing about the US. You have the freedom to be a douche and still run for office and have a chance of getting elected...
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    Nuclear Weapons to stay in Germany

    You're not from the USA are you? I'm from California and most guys call other guys dudes. Nothing derogatory or demeaning about it here. I never thought someone could take offense to that term. Now calling someone obese or a GOPer, that's just cruel and unusual punishment... unless of course...
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    Fiscal Responsibility 101: You're not allowed to complain about...

    But we NEED to defend those helpless Iraqis and Afghanis!!! Too bad a lot of that trillion is wasted elsewhere instead of making our own country more secure from terrorism and other threats. Our nuclear plants and chemical facilities can be just as easily attacked as back in 2001. Time to...
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    Is Bush the worst president ever?

    Bush was the best president ever to laugh at. He was always making a fool of himself. But as far as worst ever? that's a tough one. We've had some pretty bad presidents. I guess about the only way he could've taken the cake is if he got impeached. I know one thing, he definitely won't go down as...
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    A Senseless War Begins Its 10th Year

    War, what is is good for? absolutely nothing! huh war! what is it good for? absolutely nothing! Good god y'all!
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    Yea or Nay: Legalize Marijuana (Prop 19 in CA)

    Okay the fucktard and facists part I can probably agree with... But liberals in general supporting banning marijuana?!? I don't think so. I'm not going to get into a liberal vs. conservative shouting match, but it is typically a liberal congressman (Barney Frank) that introduces a bill to...
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    Yea or Nay: Legalize Marijuana (Prop 19 in CA)

    I think the prices drops will depend largely on the strain, with the most produced strains being the cheaper. It would also vary depending on quality, amounts of THC, etc. But overall, yes the prices would drop significantly until they tax the living crap out of it. The only way Joe the Dealer...
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    Yea or Nay: Legalize Marijuana (Prop 19 in CA)

    Fair enough, thanks for stopping by. Always figured Indiana would be one of the last holdouts until the feds legalize...
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    Yea or Nay: Legalize Marijuana (Prop 19 in CA)

    I obviously agree that it should be legalized on the federal level. Unfortunately a bill like this gets introduced just about every year to just get voted down. Barney Frank's most recent bill would eliminate federal penalties for personal possession of less than 100 grams of marijuana. It would...
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    Nasim Pedrad from SNL is hot

    I'd let her gag on my sausage. Then I might even let her give me a BJ.
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    Yea or Nay: Legalize Marijuana (Prop 19 in CA)

    "[Marijuana] is not a drug. It's a leaf." -- Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, in an interview with the British edition of GQ magazine on October 22, 2007. Personally, I am not going to disagree with the Governator! Caffeine is a psychoactive stimulant drug, do you believe that should be illegal...
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    Yea or Nay: Legalize Marijuana (Prop 19 in CA)

    I have seen plenty of impaired drivers because they were smoking there cigarettes WHILE driving. They may as well have had a cell phone in their hand. I have seen plenty of cigarette smokers take both hands off the wheel to light their smoke. Or they are busy blowing smoke out their window or...
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    Homeowner shoots, kills intruder

    I'm very torn on the gun rights issue. On one end, a lot of innocent people get harmed or killed by them. Not only that, but in most home-invasion scenarios the homeowner gets shot by their own weapon because they don't really know how to use it. So on that note, they should be a bit more...
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    At The Game: Sunflower Seeds, Peanuts, or Popcorn?

    "other" as in my mmj lollipops. But thats after I eat my mmj cupcakes/brownies/peanut butter cups before going in. gotta love edibles for those hard to toke areas. After that its all good.
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    Would you ever suck a dick?

    no. don't think that would do it for me. besides, even if i was open to it, i have too strong of a gag reflex :O
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    Yea or Nay: Legalize Marijuana (Prop 19 in CA)

    Just curious how many on this board support marijuana being legalized like California is trying to do with Prop 19. What is the main deciding factor for you?
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    Ever jerked off to a cartoon character?

    do girls with ridiculous plastic surgery count? they get pretty cartoon looking after too much surgery. if so then yes. if not then no, drawings don't get me off that much.
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    33 Trapped Miners

    they're gonna be in for a wild 20 minute ride to freedom and it's about time. that would suck to be down there that long without some good porn. I'm guessing they actually sent some down as a 'stress' reliever!
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    Please check this or be banned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Re: Add Babe/keep track buttons on Babesections yep. it's there for me.
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    An Idiot Abroad

    the links working for me. looks like an awesome show... only a few minutes in, but that guy is an idiot. awesome, thanks for the post.
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    Woman mistakes ''Crazy Glue'' for eye drops

    talk about dry eyes... yikes
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