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  1. Clayrabeau

    FlyingWallaby's Officially Unofficial Not-So-Precise Miss FreeOnes Tracker

    Here are some answers for your consideration. Thanks for posting the questions!
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    Should porn fans start standing up for themselves and advance a pro-porn agenda?

    It's far, far easier to let people shame you instead of standing up and saying that you enjoy porn when you can't get laid, or you enjoy porn with your significant other and it has opened up your sex life in ways you would have never thought of. There's are the kinds of things I get as fan mail...
  3. Clayrabeau

    FlyingWallaby's Officially Unofficial Not-So-Precise Miss FreeOnes Tracker

    Another year, another contest. Honestly, I always feel like I'm a million miles from winning, but I keep coming back and trying. This year my goal is to at least break the top 100. Next year, after my site launches, maybe I'll have more luck? Shit, let's just see what happens. Anyone who has...
  4. Clayrabeau

    What is your favourite team chant/song?

    Besides "Glory, Glory...", I love this one:
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    OCSMs, if you win Miss Freeones and get $10,000...

    You are DEFINITELY on my list, hon! So, what do you guys say? Wanna see a group of girls gang bang me with their pretty little hands?
  6. Clayrabeau

    Vote Spam

    I know, I know. Yes, I kinda feel like this whole "beg for votes" crap is ridiculous. I mean, I post pics regardless, and mostly for fun and as a way to thank people for being fans. That said, I know I don't have a billion fans. I'm a niche girl. I shoot for sites like Kink and Naughty Alysha. I...
  7. Clayrabeau

    What can be done to ensure that participants in MissFreeOnes competition is active ??

    Re: What can be done to ensure that participants in MissFreeOnes competition is activ Active or not, it really doesn't seem to effect the winner in the end it seems. The last two years have been about who had the bigger name and convinced their fanbase to turn out. Sure, some of that happens on...
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    OCSMs, if you win Miss Freeones and get $10,000...

    The same as anyone else it seems. 1. Buy a better camera, likely a Canon 5D Mark II, and a good lighting set up 2. Hire a group of girls to do a fist fuck gang bang on me.
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    Vote Spam

    Hey, guys (and gals), here's the obligatory "VOTE FOR ME! VOTE FOR ME!" post. Frankly, I kinda hate this shit, so I'll just ask you to vote, leave the link: http://miss.freeones.com/biography/Clayra_Beau.html And then I'll post bribery pics you can jerk off to for me. Or print them off and...
  10. Clayrabeau

    Sexiest Music Videos

    Really? No mention of PUSSY by Rammstein or HURRICANE by 30 Seconds to Mars? I love those!
  11. Clayrabeau

    Do college degrees matter anymore?

    Here's the thing: The degree can't hurt your chances, but it can't be all you rely on. You need a degree to get the job, but you'll need networking usually to get the interview. My degree in art has led to some great day jobs, and my fiancee's Masters degree in English means he makes more money...
  12. Clayrabeau

    Wife and I looking for a site to find someone for a 3some.

    Swing sites like Kasidie.com and swinglifestyle.com
  13. Clayrabeau

    Miss FreeOnes 2012 Girls Photos

    Just got these back from one of my photogs. Hope you enjoy as much as I do :)
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    When you accidently leave porn where your gf/wife can find it...

    Shit, I send my man porn. Smart phones make it easy to say "Hey, let's try this" or "look how wet my pussy is" from traffic :)
  15. Clayrabeau

    Miss FreeOnes 2012 Girls Photos

    Though I'm sure we all appreciate votes, a girl can never have enough sperm... Right? Proof:
  16. Clayrabeau

    Miss FreeOnes 2012 Girls Photos

    Neat thread. I'll post a couple from when I was still blonde :)
  17. Clayrabeau

    Wolverine vs. Batman

    Here's the one thing you all seem to forget: Both characters have been written by Grant Morrison, and of the two, Batman has by far gotten more of the "Grant Morrison Meta-Wooj"! What does this mean? Pick up a recent Batman book by Grant Morrison. Find a panel where Batman is looking at you and...
  18. Clayrabeau

    What does a Female Pornstar thinks when she gets fucked?

    Amalgam, right? I heard from the guys at my comic shop that it was kinda lame though, so I've never bothered to track it down. Maybe if I hit C2E2 or Wizard World this year I'll look for it in the 25 cent bins
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    What does a Female Pornstar thinks when she gets fucked?

    By the last three clips here, I'm cumming hard, for real, and now I'm off to masturbate because watching that again makes me fucking horny. http://www.hd-xx*******es.com/kinkyfetish/o11t/28ij/boundgangbangs/freeones.html
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    What does a Female Pornstar thinks when she gets fucked?

    Wolverine + Giant Bat-Magnet = Batman's Bitch That should settle it!
  21. Clayrabeau

    What does a Female Pornstar thinks when she gets fucked?

    Depends on the scene, honestly. I've been on some modeling gigs where the thoughts are all about what I have to get done after, like grocery shopping. There are some days where I just worry about how I look, and others where I'm talking about Doctor Who with a photographer the entire time. I...
  22. Clayrabeau

    Incredibly detailed model of Hogwarts Castle used in every film is finally revealed

    Re: Incredibly detailed model of Hogwarts Castle used in every film is finally reveal That was incredible! Thanks for sharing!
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    Thanks for the add! I think the style's just a Chicagoland thing. You understand :angels:

    Thanks for the add! I think the style's just a Chicagoland thing. You understand :angels:
  24. Clayrabeau

    People actually watch The Minion?

    Settle down, sir. I was talking to crunchamunch again. Check this out: A Google search for his avatar shows only one recurring result, and that guy's name was Alex
  25. Clayrabeau

    People actually watch The Minion?

    All I read above was "WHINE WHINE WHINE! Joan of Arc. Shut up, you're in porn and I'm an internet fighting champion. SHUT UP MOM! I'M DOING MY INTERNET THING! WHINE WHINE WHINE" Seriously, "BDG" or Alex or whoever, you have got to be the weakest little troll I've ever come across. Cute avatar...
  26. Clayrabeau

    Omg!

    I'm not into TOO MUCH of that. Spanking, light choking, etc. But the pic is from one of the shoots I've done with ink, so I get where you're coming from. Still, any pain associated with it is the kind of thing you expect from sex that involves pushing your body's limits. Call it "stress" more...
  27. Clayrabeau

    People actually watch The Minion?

    Huh, looks like someone's at a loss for words. Whats the matter, race-baiter? All you got is "you make bad decisions"? Really? Come the fuck on, shit weasel. THIS IS A GOD DAMNED INTERNET FIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER!!!! I mean, shit, you almost hurt my feelings by not being able to come up with much...
  28. Clayrabeau

    People actually watch The Minion?

    Wow, guess I touched a nerve in your little bleak heart. Awww... You even typed in all italics, just for me! How sweet. Listen up, ass hat: I actually really enjoyed my shoots for Dogfart BECAUSE THEY TREAT PERFORMERS WELL! (See that? All caps, just for your sorry, paranoid racist ass...
  29. Clayrabeau

    People actually watch The Minion?

    Really? You have evidence of this where? Because it sure doesn't jive with my experience shooting with them. In fact, it's quite the opposite. But of course, because you've posted on the internet a lot, YOU know more than the people who've actually been there. And wait... What the fuck are...
  30. Clayrabeau

    Omg!

    Harley, you need to try it ASAP! DP and DV are some of the best fucking you will ever get! It can hurt a little, sure, but the feeling of being stretched and filled up and so thoroughly FUCKED... Nothing compares, babe! Just my opinion, based on this:
  31. Clayrabeau

    Favorite Science-Fiction item

    ^ Isn't Siri close enough? Also, once we get to full on ships, is there really anything else? A Federation Starship, a "reliable" TARDIS, or a Battle cruiser (I'd prefer one from BSG to those in BAB5, but that's me)... All of these are pretty freaking massive... Though, I suppose we could...
  32. Clayrabeau

    Favorite Science-Fiction item

    HOLY SHIT! You're right! It's technically one item, so it has to count. You can have the E, I'll take the F! :drool2: http://www.startrekonline.com/enterprise_f
  33. Clayrabeau

    Favorite Science-Fiction item

    Okay, while this was first thought too, I think if I took ANYTHING from that universe, it'd probably be Amy and the Doctor, because I'd fuck them both in a heart beat! That said, I started to think about it, and the TARDIS has a tendency to take people where IT wants, or where it thinks they're...
  34. Clayrabeau

    Announcement...

    Chris will know him. I'll introduce you on Twitter.
  35. Clayrabeau

    Fucked Over

    Judging from the site these people managed to put up, my guess would be that they don't have the money to pay out and Harley will never see it without a court order. Even then, they can always default or declare bankruptcy. The fact that they were dumb enough to try and use Facebook to promote...
  36. Clayrabeau

    Announcement...

    Have Chris call up Jim Camp and try to book something for you. Jim's awesome, but if Chris is lazy about it you can contact him yourself and see if he'll book you.
  37. Clayrabeau

    Fucked Over

    First off, WOW, what a shitty website. It looks like someone went a little crazy with Flash photo plug ins. So, you git ripped off? That sucks. I'm sorry it happened to you, sweety. This pretty much leaves you with two options: 1. You can file a case against them in small claims court. Make...
  38. Clayrabeau

    People actually watch The Minion?

    "Your people"? Calling people "spades"?!? NOW who's the racist? Jesus, I hate racist trolls!! If you imagine for even a second that you know more about ANY human being just because you share one fairly inconsequential trait with them, you really are deluded. YOU are the one that went on the...
  39. Clayrabeau

    People actually watch The Minion?

    You're an authority on bullshit, dude. Do you actually have time to jerk off once in a while, or are you too busy being pissed off about the world? Yes, I think you're stupid. I think your own post shows that. You don't know "WAY more about this" because you're not living this, I am. You don't...
  40. Clayrabeau

    People actually watch The Minion?

    Oh man... Okay, where do I start? I'm going to educate you about the porn industry here a little bit. First, let's agree on one thing: Most of porn is fiction. Just like pro wrestling, there's whole parts that are made up, sometimes on the spot, but mostly in advance. Nine times out of ten...
  41. Clayrabeau

    Slutty Orgasmic Facial Expressions & Looks / Orgasm Face / O-Face

    Re: slutty orgasmic facial expressions & looks http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4qPSNcwEorA/TmjeO8xCWRI/AAAAAAAAANI/t0iORCe--Tw/s1600/14232_p_06.jpg
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    Girls that have slutty things written on them

    http://www.freeones.com/html/c_links/Clayra_Beau/ Look at the scene previews in the first four galleries. They wrote all over my ass and Kaylee's ass, though I think the stuff written on me wound up being a math equation actually, so, ymmv.
  43. Clayrabeau

    nintendo/super nintendo > new systems

    I have to admit, I never played much SNES or Sega Genesis. I'm too damn young. When I was a kid, it was N64 and Playstation (PS1), and by then, games were a lot more complex. I played the shit out of Dr. Mario, but it was "Dr. Mario 64", technically. And FF7 was a right of passage in my house...
  44. Clayrabeau

    Clayra Beau

    Heads up: I'm flying to Florida to shoot with Naughty Alysha and get my own site up and running :) For now it looks like mostly solo stuff, but pussy acrobatics types of shoot. Giant dildos, fisting, and that kind of thing!
  45. Clayrabeau

    ESPN Headline Gaffe Gets Staffer Fired; Accused of Racism

    Still not as bad as this one:
  46. Clayrabeau

    nintendo/super nintendo > new systems

    I have to agree. The old 2D games mostly sucked graphics-wise. And as far as story goes, how do you compare Arkham City or Skyrim to Starfox or Sonic the Hedgehog? 2D scrollers were fun for what they were, and I still love Dr. Mario, but saying the old systems were better is about as true as...
  47. Clayrabeau

    I don't mean to offend anyone...

    I've always kind of agreed with the OP that the word "star" is kind of overused, but it's mostly just a job title. That got me thinking that there were other dumb job titles, and hoping we could have fun, I tried posting something facetious, hoping for funny. That backfired, and people started...
  48. Clayrabeau

    I don't mean to offend anyone...

    Shit, I thought this thread had meme potential, but it quickly devolved into a dumb internet fight. I'll finish it: The OP is clearly a Nazi, based on his desire to, uh... fuck it, someone else make up something funny. I get paid to fuck on camera, not make jokes work. :dunno:
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