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Interesting. On your knees bitch! Me and 9 other guys are gonna fuck you like the whore and cum slut that you are. We are gonna use up and fill all your holes with enough cum to overflow you. Now shut up except for begging for more and be our cum dumpster while we use you as rough and as long...

Voted. Always hard for me to turn down a personal request from a lovely beautiful brunette. I will vote again ASAP. I love brunettes and damn you're hot, so it was easy. ;-)

I pretty much summed up things that get my gears going here: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?9493-whats-your-fetish&p=3614430&viewfull=1#post3614430

. Seemingly, not an equal opportunity thread? You no likie me questions?

:dunno: Nothing huh?

Wilderness 100%, I absolutely love sex but not under those conditions. Fresh air, wild berries, cool evenings and sunsets for the win. Unless of course it was the females of my own choosing, then by all means the sex and more sex.

^ Wow, nice picture, artsy and sexy. Delicious indeed, love your curves and creases. ;-) Hmmm... dirty huh? Ok how about these then: Questions: [Q:] Have you ever been fucked by a man, while having another mans cum already in your cunt, unbeknownst to the second man? [Q:] Are you an...

Enjoy. :dunno:

:dunno: Is that Kanye West when he was younger?

Hmmm... I can't say I have ever equated: Girls + Guitars = Hot But this girl is lovely while strumming the strings, looking gorgeous and singing. She could serenade me every night, I wouldn't mind a bit.

. Lets start a new poll. (Based upon this thread and the intelligence demonstrated by Anonyne-017) [Q:] Anonyne#017, is which of the following: 1. Dumbest fucking member on the board ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...

:nanner: Happy Birthday! :rubbel: :banana: :nannerf1: :nannerf2: :blowjob: Wishing your every hole (mouth, cunt and ass) to be filled with massive loads of warm cum, in celebration.

This guy ? :dunno: PS: You look amazing in photos taken in natural sun light. ;-)

. In the end, it's probably not gonna be as glamorous as she envisions. :dunno:

This is where I got the info from, good luck! :dunno: http://hackthemenu.com/mcdonalds/secret-menu/

. McDonald's Secret Menu Land, Sea, and Air Burger ******* Mac

Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? :goodpost:

:boobies: A few busty ones come to mind: America Moore Diamond Jackson Lavish Styles Misti Love Nyomi Banxxx Sierra Tyra Moore

. :wave: The following methods seem to work well: Internet (Computer, Laptop, Smart Phone) Blu-ray DVD VHS Betamax Magazines Adult Theaters etc... etc... FYI: Those methods seem to work just as good for those whom will also. :dunno:

:nannerf1: ... :suspicious: ... :nannerf2: var cumLover = false; var cocks = 0; var cocksTotal = 6000; // *** And still counting ... (to be continued) for (var i = 0, l = cocksTotal; i < l; i++) { if (cocks == cocksTotal - 1) { cumLover = true; if (cumLover == true) {...

:dunno: // http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?799009-The-JavaScript-of-Trolls // var code = "while(flamingPeople(ON_INTERNET)){ePenis++;}"; var searchCode = Google Search; var original; if (searchCode == code) { original = false; alert("Amusing, but not original"); }

Those seem so obvious now ;-)

:funnyshit: There are so many words for all of these, but here is a quick rundown example: (except for: K, Q, Y, Z) // -------------------------------------------- A " is for " Anal B " is for " BlowJob C " is for " Cunt D " is for " Dick E " is for " Erection F " is for " Fuck G " is...

:ban: All the important details you need to know on the subject..... Arrested for Upskirt http://www.google.com/#q=upskirt+arrest&tbm=nws :facepalm: Maybe you can get your shamed mugshot in the news also?

Lisa Sparks :dunno: Then perhaps Lisa is the winner, having achieved it in a single day? 919 seems pretty difficult to beat unless we count Wilt Chamberlin's 20,000? :D

The recent "Kim Kardashian Mobile App" will certainly help the new generation become more leveled and normal. It may even have been government subsidized for this very purpose for the American populous. We will be back on track soon, thanks Kardashian's! Keep up the great work leading our young...

So I assume the body on the bed gets stuffed inside her like a turducken later on in the footage. :dunno:

For some reason I just assumed it was about girls giving Roald hand jobs and such. Who knew there was a mathematical algorithm behind it instead. :dunno: I guess I assumed it was a retro 70-80's style "what have you done for me lately" type of stuff in the FO's office back room weekly. :)

Such a cute Canuck, good for you. Congratulations and best wishes to you moving forward Ashleigh, wishing you all the best in your future endeavors outside the industry, again congratulations. Continue to enjoy the cupcakes and sunsets. ;-)

. :2 cents: Well if they are truly amateur then they are no doubt also probably naive to the business. So if they are just starting to try and get into the business as there goal then some may see it as way of entry. Some perhaps are even promised a famous future as a porn starlet if they do...

:dunno: I could use a cheap commercial drone / ballon, use a steady cam, post edit the trendy information overlays, make a fancy name and logo ..... wait for it ...... and yeah.

. ^ That's called the American Middle Class.

. I doubt Bree Olson is even in Charlie Sheen's top 10 porn star hall of fame that he has ***** with, if she cant make that why should she be in this one? :dunno: :nono: :rofl2:

Re: Sofia Vergara vs. Sofia Nix vs. Esperanza Gomez

1.) The Klu Klux Klan still exists in 2014, WTF ? 2.) If so, why do it's young members only wear the pillow case and not the full sheet? 3.) Given 1 & 2 , what then is the fascination with getting nailed in the nuts? :dunno: Also are they giving the girls hand singles for 2 in the pink one in...

Oscar Dela Hoya, well kind of. :dunno: :rofl2:

"Lick her ass up and down, do it till your tongue turns doo doo brown" 2LiveCrew 1991 :dunno:

I got in the bathtub to listen to this one.

Did he tell you about high-fiving African American girl as well? :dunno:

^ That gif is great. Too bad it has that shitty text on it, whomever made it should have reversed it so it looped seamlessly. Ask her if she likes Marvin Gaye's song "Lets get it on". Tell her you are just curious because for some reason that song is stuck in your head when ever you see her of...

She looks about like Dan Aykroyd's size (second from right) maybe bigger. But you can't go wrong with polyester plaid and paisleys.

2012 - 2014 Keep looking and report back in another 2 years.

Fine Art Of Cunnilingus (1985 version) It was double packaged as "How to perform fellatio & the fine art of cunnilingus"

:facepalm: I dont recall seeing many photos/videos where she didn't have something in her ass, so I suspect she must me fine based upon admittance rates alone. As for her being a trucker not sure but she sure keeps on trucking regardless. :D

I'm scared. :eek: Does this mean the world is flat? :dunno:

Great photo.

I was in no way implying a female should not masturbate (fingers, dildos, shampoo bottles, whatever ones fancy), choosing to do so even with or without an able dick at hand. And I totally get you concerning the "find", the same goes for women. A beautiful women with a smoking hot body can be a...