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You deserved it. That was a good one.

Hey is she the end boss in Resident Evil?

No, I think the law suits will stop when their cars quit ******* peope.

Is that Obama on the drums?

Then they would have had a 1/2 inch gap in the "Chair Rail Molding". That would have looked like crap too, especially if you consider that electricians aren't very good carpenters.

Not Funny.

Yeah, One great big Ball!

Funny, I don't feel let down.

I wonder what his face looks like when he pulls that **** out?

OK, I have seen this pots about 6 times on here in the last week! Time for something new!

He barely managed to stop his Toyota after it accelerated out of control, so he tossed his cookies at the first chance.

Are those pasties the sign for radiation?

He must be a teacher at an all girl catholic highschool.

It is not wiring at all, but a type of rigid conduit. If you have a concrete or log wall, it is very difficult to put wires in it. This leaves the option of putting it in conduit which is a plastic or metal tube containg the wire. I actually think that they hid the wire pretty good there...

I would never eat one. It would have to be at least 2!

The majority of Penguins live in non freezing environments.

Isn't this a normal Christmas party?

great one

Do you take this camel to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Yeah, they spent the night together and had a ***** wardrobe malfunction when getting dressed.

2 balls center pocket

Sorry, I didn't know there was another news channel on TV.

How about a bird in a sack.

He needs to go ahead and get the divorce. Then he can do what/who comes naturally.

Ouch, she is using her teeth.

Even funnier would be shooting the ice and watching them freeze to death in the icy water.

Wow Chip. Please tell me why the Mac is better for gaming. that last time I checked, Games on Mac were more exensive and did not run as smoothly. But then again most of the games avalable on PC are not available on Mac. Is there any games for Macs that will not run on a PC? Art?????? Easier...

OMG! She drinks water. What a girl...

Long live the Thread!

No. You guys have it all wrong. This poor guy had was in a tragic farming accident involving a blender, a goat, and a corn stalk. The unfortunate result left the guy naked and in pain. The *** is helping by pulling the corn stalk out of his ass.

The unicorns are symbolic of the fantasy world that he ives in. for example: He actually thinks that playing nice with our enemies will make them our friends. Healthcare will be better and cheaper if the working class pay for everyones coverage....

Is he wiping on or whacking off?

I have had 4 PC's and they have all lasted over 5 years each. They would probably still be in use but they are obsolete. Who wants a 15 year old Mac? What is the point of it lating forever if the technology continues to change?

Here's an anal probe for you my little green friend!

Put the helment back on and bend over trooper.

I bought the Obama Doll but its ass was way too loose, and after I went down on it, I found out it had no intention or plan to repay me. What a bummer

I thought Marlboro was a Nascar sponsor?

First time sex should have been a taller spike.

LOL how true

Oops!

poor guy can never work in a hospital. No gloves will fit him.

Exactly howdoes that truck driver not see that car?

FUPA from the Urban dictionary: Acronym for "Fat Upper Pubic Area"; common misinterpretations include "Fat Upper Pussy Area," "Fat Upper Penile Area" and "Farting Under Pelicans Asses." Also, often confused with FUBU, an overpriced brand of clothes that suburban caucasian adolescent males...

Acutally if you watch that cage for about 40,000 years there will be all kinds of crap growing in it. Will that prove creationism or evolution?

Love it. Great imagination.

Yep it was castrated before it even got started

I see the before, but where is the "after" picture?

LMAO. How could anybody not like this picture.

For a second there i thought that was a Cock-a-too

You deserved it. That was a good post.