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My girlfriend left me for a whole year. It ripped me apart. for a week after she cut the chord, I didn't leave the house. And it still hurt for weeks after, but the pain does lessen as time goes by. (little things can always set you off when you're in that state, but for the most part, I...

Is that chest hair?

When I can be prosecuted for enjoying a cold **** in the privacy of my own home, it's time to move.

They were, Will E. As many as could have been. The problem was, prosecuting them accomplished nothing, and there were just too many folks breaking that one particular law during the time that sending them all through the legal system would have been impossible at worst, and expensive and...

Yeah. Cuz it worked so well the first time. :glugglug:

Hygiene is a big deal, period.

Rose McGowan You can't have her. She's mine. :cool:

Would have been funnier if it had been Arkansas.

Shakira. But all this terrible music. It gives me the opposite of a boner. A no-ner?

:crash:

In Soviet Russia, flag hoists you!

I'm in. I think my sexiness decreased by half since I had to shave my beard when I got my job a few months back. But the hair pon my chest still waves like a wheat field on a windy spring day, ladies. Yeah, I base my sexy on body hair. Doesn't everybody?

I didn't click the link. Didn't even read the thread. But I found the little hidden message after posting. Funny, I guess.

This whole thread is dumb.

Generalizations suck - proof, all around you.

Oh. My bad. Read too fast. Thought you said Taylor Swift. lol.

Yeah... but she still makes horrible music. Almost as bad. :1orglaugh

I bet that guy smells like nothing but old spice and pussy.

That guy is AWESOME. All he needs is this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8

"sharks with frickin' lazers" Epic.

It's like a crab car.

That guy is going to hell.

Harken! Dos thow devine a tinkle upon the morning breeze? Me thinks the icecream truck approaches, verily.... Riders, make haste! Take up your reigns lads! Tis Creamsicles for ye this blighted day!

Myspace... Nay. Facebook... slightly less nay. But nay, still.

This story would be heartwarming and would actually matter if they hadn't kept the guys keys. Yeah, here's your eighteen bucks back. And uhh... thanks for that whole fighting for the country thing. That was real cool. Hey, hope you don't mind if I hang on to these. Just don't change your...

Fun, simple thread. What fast food place, sit down joint, or maybe even local diner do you visit when you want a good burger? And what exactly do you order when you go there?

People blast Stewart because he's a comedian. Hold on. Satire has always been a weapon in the political world. The romans did it. Twain did it. Stewart and the people at the daily show are masters of satire. And like it or not, it makes a difference.

:hatsoff:

"They left me to rot." You were canned because you were a terrible employee. If you wanted to punish someone for your situation, you should have put that *** in your mouth, you *******.

Catholic nun.

Buy her some condoms. Maybe, and I stress that word, have a talk with these borderline pedophiles she's humping. Maybe underscore the fact that she's ********, and she has some issues she needs to work out, and that maybe they should be a little more responsible. She's not acting like a slut...

Othello.

You never... EVER... ask! EVER!

My arms. So I could hug you all. And then my penis. So when I hugged you, you'd be like... damn. That guy is hung like a walrus. See, the walrus has the largest penis in the ****** kingdom. You just got learned.

Thanks man :) And what about Salival Third Eye? Think for yourself.... Question authority.... Think for yourself.... Question authority.... Throughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening, terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in this...

If I was working dayshift and I dropped the case of rotten eggs and then didn't do much to try and clean it up before my shift ended, should b-man write up evening shift for the mess?

Haye is a pretty boy. Can he take a punch? I mean. Can he take a Valuev punch? :eek: Might end up looking like ground zero with nice corn rolls. He's going to have to be very, very defensive. Rely on his speed, work the body... ALOT, hit and run... if he wants to win on points. But if he...

Dogged, but irrelevant.

I fucking love Nikolia. I love the man. Yeah, that's right. I have a mancrush. So? Haye looks good. Looks real good. Should be a good fight. But I'm rooting for the big ugly warrior poet.

:*****:

Czars > Neocons when it comes to recockulous things said about politicoria to incite a factionist outlook among folks, I'll give you that. I will say this. I would rather an intelligent, rational person take the reigns, or at least function as a figurehead, rather than a comfortable liar.

Zombieland was awesome. Anyone who disagrees with that statement is an automatic neocon! (was my turn to use that word)

What does he have to take responsibility for? He hasn't fucked anything up. He's got people working on trying to fix problems. But has he or his actions really created any new ones?

I love the Jack's Links Beef Jerky commercials. The sasquatch ones. And the Miller Commercials where they take an NFL coaches postgame conference and dub their own questions. Those are great. Just wanted to say that.

You're insanely beautiful, Chica. That said, out of both costumes, I went with wonderwoman. Smart, strong and sexy. Plus, she gots a lasso. Rawr. Who doesn't love her? You still did that dcc outfit wonders, though :) Super hot. Taking requests? What about Gold Bikini Princess Leiah...

G-g-g-ghost! Zoiks!

Still Tool. Salival Pushit.

That's your argument? Really? You're reaching that far? Watch you don't pull a muscle, killer. Do I have to go Websters on your ass? **** is the condensed definition of the term "sexual assault". That isn't obvious? It's actually defined as any kind of sexual act performed on someone...

Um. What? Senator Franken's Amendment to the Defense Appropriations Bill: :wave:

Any commercial having to do with some kind of home gym or incline treadmill.