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I can't play a banjo but i can hold it for you, and I'm not creepy (well not overly creepy anyway), sooooooo can I come with you guys???

^^ No mate thats called an orgasm, congrats on your first one ever.

^^ Please don't encourage this

Not to mention the injuries and tears.

No thats actually still pretty scary

Good lord I wish I was that straw right now.

^^ mirrors are the way to go

^^ Told you not to get that piercing didn't I.

I **** you all so much right now. Just cause I started downloading this page 2 days ago and still cant see the picture. YUPPIES!!!

OK I have no idea what that says, I'm going to go and ask him...

Sorry to be insensitive but yes, yes it is...

Thank god... for a second there I was worried...

I'm sure I've been there... after about 20 shots of *******...

Dead maybe but so worth it...

Maaaaaaaaaaan that was tooo intense.... Ill have to chill a bit and read it again....

F... R... A... G... I... L... Oh fuck it I'm too ***** to keep reading that...

Gay rugby players? Well duuuh.

Her boobs are just that big that they alter the curvature of space time, ergo its real. If they were to be just a little bigger they may cause a black hole to form, which could in theory join with the balck hole in her head and destroy the earth... Sad but what a way to go...

^^ I feel your pain *******, 3 years and my ears are still ********...

Brad: So would you like a blow job before this "****"? Other guy: Dude why do I always get the slops???

Stan, not to be rude cause you are funny, but do you by chance have too much time on your hands?

So wrong... so many levels... head exploded... make it stop.

Do these exist in today's youth??? Surely you jest sir. :hatsoff:

Do you see me ******** milk from a saucer? Do you see me jumping from tree to tree all nimbly pimbly? Meow...

Wow you both make a really good case, but which side to choose? If I pick the loosing side can I change later? Please.

****** hell Whimsy not you too... Ok anyone else want to confess while we're at it???

Well you need to slow the **** down at the bottom otherwise they may get hurt...

That's harsh... there was that one where he... no wait... there was... no... good point actually.

Since the fall of communism they've really dropped the ball (or maybe the soap in the shower)

Q: What's the definition of religious war? A: Two groups of people fighting about who has the best imaginary friend.

^^ You could fit more in if you didnt inflate them first...

Yeah and the other half suffer in silence. My sincere appologies to all the nice woman (yes singular (yes hilly I'm talking about you)). :wave2: Personal experience me thinks

Don't worry, insanity is just a state of mind, you should run with it and see where you end up. :thumbsup:

^^ cheers but no, she's probably about 10 years older than tory lane

Christmas bump

It's like a map, you can never get it back the same as it was (yes i realise some may not know what a map is, big sheet of paper, folded up, predates GPS, I'm going back to my cave to watch the fire)

Congrats, you just condensed a 4 year business degree into a 30 second cartoon... damn you where were you 5 years ago...

Yeah put me down for the also bought stuff...

Could be worse he could be an "Ass. Manager"

Dude thats gross, he should save that **** for the bedroom...

Stan when a gay walrus jumps on you, you'll know it's a gay walrus...

Cutie I don't think calling me a wierdo is justifed, I'm just misunderstood. Blue you told me you'd deleted that vid, :rofl:

There's an easier way to find out if your cat is trying to **** you - 1) Is it a cat. If the answer is yes then it's trying to **** you.

I think he's already seen the priest, and liked what he had to say... See above. :dunno:

u-n-e-m-p-l-o-y-e-d ??? the letters make sense but put them together and it turns into gibberish, thanks for the try though. So they finally decided to fit a day between Sunday night and Monday morning, clever buggers.

Welcome to my life, one question though, what's a weekend?

Finally proof that humans evolved from mushrooms...

I wonder if the ***** is sick of guys coming up to it and trying to stick their dicks in it's nose.

And more importantly does anyone care, just incase you missed it chick on chick...

All in the name of multitasking, I like it, two birds one stone (ducks flying AK bullets)