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Shannya Tween - he literally fucks the piss out of her. http://flv.freeones.com/s_babes/Shannya_Tweens/1773/

No way she's a Bengals fan. Chicks from Ohio don't look that good.

Can you imagine trying to piss with that thing?

Like herpes

I like anything with Gauge. That girls booty must be made of elastic.

I wouldn't worry on it too much dude. Most of the strippers I know like to play with other girls but all agree nothing beats a good dick. Keep your chin up.

I've never witnessed douchery quite like that displayed on any University of Texas sports forum but the guys at www.shaggybevo.com take the prize.

Supposedly my 85 year old grangfather is still hitting it, so I'm banking on having those genes. Otherwise, Viagra here I cum.

This. I was about to post the same thing.

ET phone home.

Dang! Got the last one wrong, 11 of 12.

I really like Kimmy, sorry if I did something wrong? Like busting Hot Megas balls.

Don't hate dude, I was trying to engage you in meaningful debate. And I don't run low on Miller Lite.

Yep, living on the border pretty much sucks now-a-days.

LOL! I was thinking the Texans could use him at nose.

Really? It gets worse than the shit going down in Reynosa?

Fuck Mexico, fuck it with a jalapeno.

I guess this could apply to Vince Young as well, although he did turn it around a little at the end of last season. I think 2010 is a make or break year for him, and I hope the Texans finally break him!

Wow, sounds like he's not even trying to pick up with another team. 300 motherfucking pounds? Really Jamarcus? http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2010/04/27/breaking-jamarcus-russell-is-fat/?ncid=txtlnkusspor00000002

The Texans play the Raiders again this year as well. It's amazing how many times they've been matched up considering they're not in the same division. It seems like every season.

Nice find, I like some meat with my potatoes.

Cool, let us know when you get it done so we can check it out and make a teepee.

I'm hoping you're right that the Texans will have a shot at a wildcard this year STDiva, but I'm not going to hold my breath. That schedule looks gawdam tough. Stranger things have happened though. Until Peyton Manning retires or gets hit by a bus the AFC South will be pwn'd by the Colts...

I would suspect she is, yes.

I actually think they'll be able to leap frog the Broncos. McDaniels is an asshat. I'll never figure out that Tebow pick.

Maybe as a wild card, I still don't see them getting past the Chargers.

It just makes sense. He's awful and they will save a few million (I think 6 million is what I heard?).

Whoever designed those uni's deserves the medal.

Middle, others are too skinny for me.

I had a quarter pound of weed stolen from me in college. That sucked.

I had a stripper once tell me she didn't consider me white because I'm half Italian. She was being complementary. Is it really that bad to be white?

The "watch that video" thread got me to thinking, how many chicks actually do squirt? I've only been with one in my entire life and I've only made her squirt three times. Two of the times were during the same fuck. Also, what did you think of it? I didn't even notice it the first time, she...

I thought it was already illegal to go around all willy nilly with no ID in Texas?

Chelsea Handler, I'd really like to fuck her. Wearing a condom of course.

Damn! He even put the sights on it, nice touch. Wish I could have one. I've got one of those gay community mail boxes though. Fucking lazy postal service.

You mean asian girls pussies aren't sideways? I was lied to as a child!

I think I figured it out, it's all in the preperation. Fried chicken=Manly, broiled/grilled chicken=sissy boy.

Actually, they need a lot of help at RB. There's no guarantee Slaton will come back 100% from the neck surgery and after that they are depending on Ryan Moats and Adrian Foster. Hardly a stellar RB corp.

Life in prison MIGHT prevent them from killing someone else, but it's no guarantee. They will still be around prison guards and other inmates which the last I checked are capable of being murdered. There's also (however unlikely) the possibility of them escaping.

I was at a strip club recently and one of the girls on stage was a body builder. I told the girl next to me that she should be careful so her penis doesn't pop out and she heard me. I felt bad so I tipped her an extra $5. I honestly don't see why a woman would do that to herself.

Eating chicken doesn't make you gay, sucking dick makes you gay. Duh!

Exactly. And once they are dead they can't kill anyone else, problem solved.

Here, here. Not a flashy pick, but he should be able to start against the Colts in September. I was hoping they would draft a corner in the 1st and they didn't disappoint.

It's sad it took ten years to dispose of this piece of shit.

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? I've been looking at Kimmy Teen alot lately. Whimsy's sig piqued my interest and I haven't been able to stop looking. I sure hope she eventually makes the jump to hardcore.

Yep, all the time. Smartphones are a beautiful thing.

I'm confused