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alot easier to do when you are an ex miss universe

Face: 20 Tits: 25 Ass: 25 Torso: 15 Legs: 15

Doesn't have to be hotter.., just different, see Jude Law, myself and a million other men. Morally weak, high testosterone, pure jerks, genetically predisposed... whatever, some guys will just fuck anything over a 5+ that comes there way and seems nasty.

"Once you go Blake, you never go back."

young, but not hot at all, below your average mall girl.

I've had girls ask me to ***** them before, it's a little weird bit if they get off on it, so be it. Just gotta be careful not to end up with a corpse on your hands. I suppose that vid is either assault if she didn't ask for it, or stupid for turning up and asking/allowing khan to ***** you.

seek out a movie called "teenline 1", it's pretty extreme but without the ickiness of max hardcore. Also try youngthroats, assteenmouth, tryteens, etc type websites (they make a whole bunch from the one company).

I cum on most chicks tits as a matter of course. Don't give em the option and they learn to love it. If they complain, PIITE (put it in the eye)

No-one wants to own Lennox; history's least loved and least charismatic heavyweight champion. He put the division into a stupor it may never recover from.

bump

Tony greig, allan lamb, robin smith, andrew strauss, jonathon trott, kevin pieterson, matt prior, throw in graeme hick (zimbabwe) too.

5 seperate matches, each of a maximum 5 days in length (can finish quicker depending how game goes), played over a 7 week period. England won 2 games to 1 with 2 draws. 15 years of australia as world no1 cricket nation have come to a depressing end. No longer the number 1 ranked nation, lost to...

Face- 12/20, ugly long nose and general plain jane if you ignore the bleach blondness. Breast- 12/20, stock standard too big boob job Ass- 19/20- impressive but does she take it up it? Legs- 18/20, i like thicker but hers are great performance 12-20, she's really not even close to the top league...

She leaves him or forget her. Be strong for her sake, she needs to leave this asshole. If she's too stupid to do that and is one of these bitches who thrives on the drama of being in 2 relationships and whining about the asshole bf (who she stays with but cheats on) then leave her, never worth...

The eastern europeans just **** on jews and gypsies instead

Ramps averages 42 vs australia and scored 133 last time he played us. against a team with mcgrath and warne in it. We actually respect Ramps alot more than the three blind mice who currently occupy the middle order.

England selecting wrong team; check England batsmen mystifyingly not knowing how to play in own conditions; check England collapsing; check England bowlers mystifyingly bowling wrong length despite witnessing expert demonstration of correct length just minutes before; check Normal service...

4-4-2 GK; Peter Schmeichel (Denmark) Roberto Carlos (brazil) Gica Popescu (Romania) Paolo Maldini (Italy) Franz Beckenbauer (Germany) Stephen Gerrard (England) Gheorghe Hagi (Romania) Roy Keane (Ireland) Diego Maradonna (Argentina) George Best (Northern Ireland) Ronaldo (Brazil) Bench: Mark...

Gia Leshay wow! Now I wish she did hardcore :( I can still get off to Aria Giovanni and Veronica Zemanova (I like their really old stuff). Also girls who look like someone I know or have fucked in the past.

He may well have been stoned and been partially soaked in petrol. They are investigating whether the lighter had anything to do with it rather than the taser, eg taser made metal lighter spark in his petrol soaked hand= burning man.

A real man can ***** tea from a cup and saucer and remain macho. Sean Connery likes to sip with pinkie extended and beat his wife with the other hand.

If the Op is a typical example Americas main problem is the appalling standard of spelling, grammar and punctuation. Once you let that slip, the whole country goes to hell.

natalie imbruglia or elle mcpherson

I'm aussie, it doesn't even need to be mentioned that broad and pieterson are boy band level gay but Clarke is still a knob gobbler.

I'm not sure. I think the Australian team began in inevitable slide when they put Michael Clarke in a position of authority. Is he really meant to be the next captain? Frosty tipped hair? Homo earing? Refers to self in 3rd person? Fashion shoots? If he stood next to Border and Waugh his...

Afterwards... Did she put it back on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????

Dame Edna, whenever the ref wasn't looking she would use her razor sharp wit. Dame Edna is Australian btw.

I'd be dressed as an amorous armadillo and I'd fuck gadget from the rescue rangers.

damn, just google lady gaga penis and im sure u find it

ugly under all the effects and costumes, was born a hermaphrodite with a little penis nub. i've seen hotter trannys. http://www.***xy.org/lady_gaga_penis.jpg

Can't believe some of you don't know how to fake the male orgasm; turn her around, grunt and quietly spit on her back. Its warm, wet and she'll never know the difference so long as you don't go too far and hock up a loogie.

im 30 my gf is 22, fuck em.

Hell no we let five year old shoot each other in the face!

well, you got me there. a finger in the shower yes, just to see what all the fuss was about. I found the experience; meh.

nope, mine is a one way street

I like it, and have actually fucked my girlfriend up the ass today and yesterday. Win!

I was tryin 2 be kind, but SHE LOOKS LIKE A TRANNY!!! FACES OF METH!

Honestly, I've worked at strip clubs as muscle and manager and Brit is struggling, given her looks she is a 3rd tier babe, 1st tier because of her notoriety but honestly that will not last long

Agreed, that's similar to what I said, except now we are debating the popularity/hotness of big ass girls.

Fake this **** is, horses nor men are they, hand cream pours from whores pores and rubber phalluses.

Perhaps maybe also the unique diving cock alto, which together with the smellings unreal pervert.

oh snap, i know you are, you said you are but what am i?

Does your ***** know your using his computer to write on porno boards?

True, my auntie used to run a tattoo and piercing place. With ANY first or major tattoo they would just draw it on with ink (not tattoo it) and tell the person to come back in 24/48 hours if they still wanted it.

Girls who make it to the top in the porn industry like those you mentioned are not your average girls. Just as you may have noticed alot of guys in porn are above average in certain areas. Alot of guys like big, curvy, sexy asses so those girls get more popular, get more work and get well known...

Star tattoo= douchebag

She must have been ***** or stoned on something to have ****** out while getting a facial tattoo, and dirtbag artist thought he'd keep going.

That's pommy you pommy bastard. Excuse me the ashes are approaching and I just can't help it.

If he was lying about his story and was worried about some catching him and he came here for advice then I think society is safe. Coming to a forum full of morons and perverts for delicate legal advice leaves me certain he is so thick he will get caught. Seriously, I wouldn't let most of the...

Machine typesetters, old fashioned print had to be layed out backwards so it printed right, it was easy to mix up p's and q's if u weren't careful. It was advice to apprentice typesetters.