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http://www.payones.com/videos/seek-and-destroy/ Scene 6, the credits are no help. My kingdom for her name.

yea...

I like to wear hazmat suits and just **** and **** in it until it reaches my chin, then I change suits. Takes a few months.

40 K BJ's? That's what Ava Devine calls a slow Saturday.

For some people it's the anxiety of having sex. It helps if you get to know the person better both as a person and on a physical level. If you end up ******** with someone you meet that night or after 1-2 dates, your anxiety level will be much higher. However if you get to know the person, hung...

That's sort of what it comes down to. You don't want to be alone in the last years of your life.

Maybe he should have done this for last election? Painting McCain out to be G. Bush is so irresponsible on the Democrats part.

Lee Stone is the most hated man on payones.com

I checked my CC bill today and these guys went to town on my card. I had a total of 6 charges totalling over 200$. I visited the sketchy cancellation sites associated with the charges (like zeldasupport.com and techassistsite.com) and argued with some reps via chat. They eventually said they...

What was your longest? Not necessarily pounding away but some sexual activity...mine was probably 6 to 8 hours sober or with a few drinks in me....up to 12 with extasy. How about you?

I've heard of people who can do it, both men and women. I heard of a guy who could do it if he smoked weed. And people who learn/practice tantric sex intensively can do it with breathing exercises if i'm not mistaken. That probably takes a lot of hours of practice. If we could come by thoughts...

I believe the proper term would be "Cockmeat Sandwich"

G. Bush, Dick Cheney or any of the chickenhawks up in Washington that find it so easy to send thousand of **** to their death yet have never been in an actual fight in their lives. Bush has a lot cardio so i'd have to drop him early. Maybe put him on his ass and throw elbows from the guard...

I still get them and i'm 34... They happen if I get really aroused that day (i'm talking direct stimulation by myself or someone else) or if i'm in a period of being very sexually active (I define very active as at least once a day) and then all of a sudden I get a dry spell. After a few days...

The trend these days seems to be MMMMMMMFMMMMMMMMM

FOR SURE?! Ok then I feel better now. Chances are you're 13 years old so hurry and get back from school so you can post another witty reply. That's if the local bullies don't have you hung up on a flagpole with a wedgie.

Story is a work.... Having some chick who refuses to touch you waiting to get splooged on sounds stressful. Most guys probably wouldn't even be able to blast off....and if they do after a few minutes of self jacking, it would probably be a dribble.....no face covering action.

Maybe one day you'll earn a nice salary but for right now you're just still sucking on your parents' teets. And you have no clue what I have or haven't accomplished so your no ground to stand on. I could be the president of skull and bones for all you know. Virgins that think they have the...

You have a vile, ugly little personality. You're too immature to realize that being an undergrad at a good school doesn't make you any "better" than anyone. You're so ugly on the inside that it projects outwardly, that's why no woman will have you. Like I said, work on becoming a better person...

Appraisers are not like Kelly Blue Book. Like I said, they take market conditions into play. Let's take the car as an example. An appraiser may look at the Kelly blue book and see the 8 K figure. Then look at the latest sale prices for such a car....and those show that the car sells for 5 K...

If you stick your dick in the peanut butter you're just fucking nuts

A lot of the people in this thread have no fucking idea of what an appraiser does or how they arrive at those numbers so before you **** all over their answers I think you should look into the process a bit more. The numbers they give are based on the current market conditions and what similar...

lmao....a little slow with your reply? Guess you had to spend thinking up of witty comebacks such as "just because i'm better than you" LAWL. Seriously dude I still think you're trolling. But if you're not you just showed why no woman will be with you. You have the personality of an inbred royal.

Expos ftmfw

I like to use my tears of loneliness as lubrication

This doesn't make any sense. I'm wealthy and if someone walked into my house and told me my desk was an antique worth 25K i'd still be like "fuck yea!" and i'd sell it. WTF do I need a 25 K desk for? Are you saying you'd keep the desk? Or worse yet that you actually have the piece that you're...

The X factor = that's the type of women that were around when your brain was going through puberty making sexual connections.... Teachers, Librarians, ******* of friends, Shopkeepers, etc.....= MILFS

I've never had a problem using CC's on any pay sites. The only issue was being too disorganized to cancel on time.

Video games is the way to go. Go to Gamespot.com and find the highest rated game he doesn't own.

I'm not a huge Madonna fan but her Confessions on a Dance Floor live show was maybe the greatest live show i've seen ever. Coldplay is also fucking good live.

My head is too big for hats. I can get away with fitted baseball caps but that's about it. Wish I could pull off a stylin' fedora.

My wife makes me whack it to her picture http://farm1.static.flickr.com/49/136402765_79af9a7e4c.jpg?v=0

Suggested music for said commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpc5_3B5xdk&feature=related

While this may be true Peter North is going the way of the dinosaur because he was pre Hi Def. Julian is good male talent except for the roids....why do ALL male pornstars do roids now? Some guys like Lee Stone are ridiculous with that ****.

troll much?

rofl at 26 x yes and 0 x no

I'm not normally one for dumb sitcoms but that one really grows on you....you definitely get to be 'friends' with the characters. I think i've seen every episode. Only other sitcoms I can say that about is maybe Simpsons (although not in the past 1-2 seasons) and maybe Cheers.

In the lead by 300. Close the week strong.

Any chick that does porn (unless she's a mega star like Tera Patrick or Jenna) will probably fuck you for the right price. Question is...how much is it worth to you. This will involve air travel, hotel and at least a few grand for her services.

She's half Italian, half Roumanian. Nice find. http://www.girlfolio.com/blog/uploaded_images/DSC_0406rs-788286.jpg

By 2020 we will learn that EVERYTHING will have its own fetish web site

If the guy is a stud in every department but the bedroom there is some wiggle room. HOWEVER, most guys that aren't good in bed usually have a host of things that go along with it.....rarely better than average looking (good looking guys get more experience, they're the ones ******* women throw...

Either: 1) you're full of **** or 2) You're in college and no chick has found you attractive enough to put your junk in her piehole. Basically if this is the case, then yea...worry about the money...b/c it's the only way you're going to get them in the future. Age isn't the reason you're...

Isn't Sunny 1/2? Sunny needs to do teh pron for us to really be able to judge imo.

Best part about this thread? The tags. I lol'd.

I eat http://www.teriyakiexperience.com/ on a regular basis. Mad cheap, delicious and VERY healthy. Cheap take out sushi is great too if you can find the right spots....they are few and far between but when you find them it's almost as good as an expensive sit down place. If there's constant...

Most Americans are convinced that more guns makes people safer, when the numbers show that more guns just mean more *** deaths. In Canadian or the UK, major cities have dozens of *** related homicides every year. In American cities of equal size, the numbers are hundreds if not thousands. FYI...

I pull out....the orgasm is a lot more intense for me if I do. Especially if I have to use a condom which I ****....that thing HAS to come off for me to bust a nut. I'd rather not cum at all than cum in a condom.

My boss went one time....he seemed to have a good time. From the pictures, it looked like there was a lot of guys and some really slutty girls. He says the first thing he saw when he got there is 2 girls in a hot tub getting ****** around a bunch of guys. If you have a 10 inch porn dick and...

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