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i was just gonna ask you what is it i've done exactly to you that pissed you off so much? jesus tough room here, ok i'll never think highly of myself or my humor again, lesson learned thanks guys. :thefinger

hey senob can i ask you a question?

i DO think i come up with good shit, but that post was actually a thank-you. post count plus 2. by the by i really don't give a fuck about post counts. i'm at work while i'm on here and i post when i get a chance.

thanks dude i think i come up with some great shit on here but i guess a lot of people don't share my sense of humor. :confused:

i thought she was blond? ehhh anyway i don't see anything wrong with it... but at the same time i would NEVER let my daughter do something like that so...

although they do look alike and would be great as twin sisters in a new taboo movie, i gotta give it to bree... she's just such a dirty lil whore and that's so hot!!!

breast reduction... it's like slapping god in the face!

oh man who are we bullshiting here fellas? we'd all hit it, thats not a question. i mean damn, now the REAL question is would you jerk off to her? i've fucked some brutes in my day, but i'm VERRRRYYY picky about the girls i jerk it to. and i just don't think she'd make my lineup.

not if your using your own tears for lubricant... then it's just cost effective. :thumbsup:

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no dude... please stop... no more. but really what is this guys deal? did his mom stop half way through an abortion?

^ dude... what the FUCK is that??!! please tell me thats drugs, or a car accident or something.... seriously who is that guy and what does he do?

yeah she got a nice phatty. she fits my checklist really good actually. nice ass, pretty face, and long straight dark hair. i was watching some of her stuff on freeones before but i had to stop cause 'tonto' was getting to excited and i'm at work...

i haven't read through all the thread, but does it bother you that we we call it T.V. instead of "the tele"? the nFl is a much bigger money maker in the US then mlS. so the name's gonna stay. oh and reading the thread starters condescending attitude of "we're right, you're wrong you...

wow... good find! i know who i'll be jerking it to later tonight (yes sadly those are my big plans for this friday night).

ryan hurst! hands down! thats one UGLY mother fucker!!

i don't believe such an animal exists. but i agree with you 100% on what u say. i haven't ever ran into the problem and i watch a SHITLOAD of porn.

u know... i click on the links knowing what i'm gonna see is gonna make me gag... and i click on it anyway :dunno: but yeah this is one fetish i just don't get.

not only does the milf i'm with do anal... BUT she likes a dp from a vibrator while i'm giving it to her up the poop shoot. of course as i do this i say such loving caring things like "oh you're such a fucking whore" and "if only your kids could see u now" it's very hot. but in all seriousness...

wow... just wow... well i'll tell him he's not spanish enough to be spanish or not brown enough or whatever. he'll be relieved i'm sure that P.C. white people have finally got together and decided what he should call himself, and his people. by the way when i call him i usually say "hey you...

....:dunno: maybe this is one of those lost in translation things... but i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.... white dog poo... i've only ever seen the standard issue black/brownish dog poo over here in the USA. and i've owned dogs!!!! so i haven't a clue what u mean.

^ wow... i've never been called a fine gent before... jerkoff, asshole, dick-face, you know things of that nature... but never "fine gent". gotta say thanks!! now i watched this fight again yesterday, and i LOVE the back and forths between calzaghe and his dad in the corner. there was one that...

well... and this is a pretty whack story but u said any experiences. i frequent this titty bar called gallaghers 2000 in queens. every so often they get a porn star to dance there. so i've given dollars to lovette, tera patrick, and a few others. now it wasn't even like sticking a dollar in a...

i'm still not getting it... is it a tranny preforming with a girl? i'd watch a tranny do a girl, it's a lil outside the box but hey u know it'd be something i haven't seen before.

i sometimes like to give it to my girl when i see her on the phone with one of her friends. it's hard for them to fight u off when the phones in their hand, and they're usually to embarrassed to say to their friends "can u excuse me for a moment, my boyfriend just pulled down my pants, ripped...

well... are the tranny's banging other girls? cause thats technically straight porn.

sadly only 3... :(

government demanding equal pay in the private sector... sounds like communism to me...

yeah and i think right now cotto is better then mayweather, and pavlik might very well knock calzaghe out. sad thing is we'll probably not see these fights happen the way boxing is now.

yeah my best way to explain how i look at things is in the present and future. i look at guys like hopkins, mayweather, and calzaghe as past their prime. while i look at guys like cotto and pavlik as just getting in their primes now.

^first off i want it on record that i am NO flamer! second i don't care if u deleted anything thats missing the point completely. you know what forget it, you'll never understand...

i like them in porn BUT only one, bukkake makes me wanna throw up. in real life i do it to my milf all the time, she loves it, and i'm cool with it. truth be told i think its hot when she tells me WHERE to cum, i like that, like "hey tballlz... cum on tits" OK!!! i mean shit she could tell me to...

i'd say a nice marinated skirt steak. i'm good for all types of meat. and what the fuck is this grilling "season" i grill all through winter including snow storms. i love me my bbq!

^ and you know what i don't get? rmagedon and i are friends if real life... you know outside the internet. i'm white and he's spanish, or brown, or latino, or whatever the non-offensive P.C. term is. and we had a lively back and forth on here making fun of each other's race, we actually LAUGH...

i would've had him a lil higher, i mean its just the fact that WHY IS HOPKINS ON THERE?!! i mean shit if thats the case put roy jones on there too... hell i would rather see vlad klitschoko on that list then hopkins. he's 43 fucking years old!!!

...and yet freeones felt the need to erase my posts... weird.

what the hell are we arguing about?! thats just my opinion. i mean i can rip that list apart just the fact that hopkins is on it should tell you something, not to mention above cotto. and kelly pavlik is rated 9... again something i don't see. if... IF mayweather can step away from the wwe ring...

^ yeah and i bet those 2 steps to get on the bus were quite the hurdle...

i'd rate cotto above calzaghe. as for pavlik here's the read... http://www.nypost.com/seven/03282008/sports/pavlik_carrying_heavy_burden_103922.htm?page=0 March 28, 2008 -- KELLY PAVLIK dropped a nugget at the end of a press conference yesterday that outlined how he envisions the rest of his...

yeah... then that water evaporates and... goes BACK into the atmosphere. seeing as how there's about 60 times more water vapor then CO2 i'd say its a problem. i'm not arguing for pollution, i'm just saying the politicians are just using global warming to do what they do best line their pockets.

^ was she eating? i bet she was eating.

i love hearing about CO2 and how we have to stop producing it, meanwhile water vapor which is the real problem never gets talked about. water vapor vs CO2 as a greenhouse gas is the real problem with temperature increase. but it's not like these politicians can get up there and tell us all to...

yeah that's weird that it was kept on the down low... ehh either way i'm more of a Johnny Cash fan myself.

^ they didn't respect it by shouting "BOO" the whole time it was being sung. but the english don't hold a candle to my favorite the mexican's who decided to get a "bin laden" chant going during the US national anthem one time... that was just horrible on so many different levels.

oh sorry for the double post... but i just wanna thank you Welsh for respecting our National Anthem. the mayweather hatton fight was a disgrace to all the booing english fans. i don't mind if u disagree with our countries policies but booing the anthem in our backyard is a touch much.

the fight was ok, it was a hopkins style fight, counter-punching and grabbing. i'm american, but i was rooting for calzaghe cause i had a bet on him so i don't want this to be a national pride thing, BUT i will say i think 5 years ago hopkins takes the fight in either a knockout or a unaimous...

actually that fight had a lot LESS grabbing then a normal hopkins fight but thats his style. as of right now the current pound for pound bests are cotto and mayweather. now like everyone else i'm dieing for a match, but i think "$" mayweather is scared to lose his undefeated mark and retire...

hell yeah sloppy seconds never hurt anybody... now on to what turns me on... as we all know its spring time and i'm starting to see girls rock the booty shorts. god i love that especially when it's paired with white sneakers. nothing like a nice plump ass to get the juices flowing.

oh man... i am happy the yankees got rid of torre or let him walk or however u wanna describe that situation. seeing the yankees actually try to win games now is amazing and not just wait to hit home runs. i can't really say anything bad about torre but it's good to see a manager use things...

well... i work for a wholesaler so i have to do a lil of everything, when we get deliveries i help unload the trucks, i do sales, i do inventory, customer service, accounts payable, ect... BUT i would say my main task day in and day out is keeping my rage in check and not killing my asshole boss...