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    When you were 18...

    Your tounge is your best friend anyway. And 6 inches is average.
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    Annoyances

    Those yapping little monster excuses for a dog like chihuahuas and pomeranians. Even worse is the owners who won't make them shut the fuck up! If I could get away it I'd carry a baseball bat and kill every one them. (The dogs not the owners. I'd just slap the owners.) Why on Earth would anyone...
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    What's the most famous/infamous thing(s) a relative of yours has done?

    My sister dated Lee Harvey Oswald once. She said he was nice but nuts. My Grandfather told us that when he was a kid his dad put a drifter up for the night who turned out to be Frank James (Jesse's brother}.
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    Open to suggestions

    I'm kind of an old fart (54) so I guess I shouldn't expect to perform like a teenager but there is one thing that's beginning to bother me. While I'm not as much of a horn dog as I used to be I've never had any problems with getting it up or keeping it up for as long i ever did. What I am...
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    Are any of you still virgins?

    Join some type of club or volunteer organization or something that puts you in social setting where people are more relaxed. I've been going to bars 35 yrs and some of the least satisfying sex I've ever had was on the rare occasion when I picked up some drunk chick and took her home. It's a lot...
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    Anal???

    Most women can induced in to it. The secret is to work your way up to it. While performing oral sex on her put your fingers in vagina, get them good and wet. Start probing her ass but don't try to force your finger inside of her right away. When you feel her starting to loosen up you can...
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    Things that turn you on INSTANTLY?!

    Little tea-cup titties with pink nipples
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    Best invention during your lifetime?

    birth control pills
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