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  1. swaki

    please help im going crazy

    hi ive been searching for the name of this pornstar for 2 hours now and the best i can find is a video of her but whit no name link :www . k e e z m o v i e s .com / 416302 (no spaces of cause) if someone could tell me who she is i would greatly appreciate it.
  2. swaki

    Wolves A Threat To Humans?

    wolves-no...but look out for the freakin cows...they are twice oure size and theres about twice as many cows as there are humans...they could fuck us all up pretty bad if they where more "oganaizd"
  3. swaki

    Ever jerked off to a cartoon character?

    i cant even watch disney whit out getting turnd on...
  4. swaki

    Who is in your avatar?

    worlds funniest man
  5. swaki

    Best lines to dump a girlfriend

    while having sex talk about u boring day at the office " and then fred got us all coffe and then we all said it was the wrong one and then he whent back down, even though it was the right order and then we all laugh, and then all the pcs broked down and then i calld the guy from..."
  6. swaki

    << The Five-Clue Movie Quiz >>

    it was a max ******* movie and i dint get it...i **** my self (not this quiz but the previos)
  7. swaki

    What kind of car do you drive?

    a kawasaki vulcan 1600 classic (and by that i mean a old volkswagen)
  8. swaki

    << The Five-Clue Movie Quiz >>

    ...i dont know :( movies is the one thing i know somthing about and i have no idea which movie u are talking about...i ven tryid seaching on IMDb :crash:...i give up:(
  9. swaki

    << The Five-Clue Movie Quiz >>

    YES u are a genius
  10. swaki

    Bride of Frankenstein or Hillary Clinton?

    hillary, the Bride of Frankenstein is defently hotter but i would be affraid that part of would fall of...like if u ask for some head she might acctully give u her head
  11. swaki

    Favorite song during a thunderstorm?

    frank sinatras-fly me to the moon and sinatra i genreal is great when its raining/storming outside
  12. swaki

    What kind of .mp3 player do you have?

    i have a zen, but im only using the one in my cellphone
  13. swaki

    Anyone think this is attractive?

    OMG...its she hulk and she need some cash
  14. swaki

    Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

    Re: How do you Masturbate? i masturbate while running up and down the streets
  15. swaki

    Prison-issue underwear

    and i thoght this would be a bad day
  16. swaki

    How many girls did you fucked till this day?

    okay then...how many ******* hav u fuckd till this day?
  17. swaki

    How many girls did you fucked till this day?

    3...but i was in a realtionship whit nr. 2 for 3 years
  18. swaki

    What's your favorite flavor?

    what are u feeding u ********!?
  19. swaki

    Guitar Hero III

    paris hilton=the new kiss, jojo= the new rolling stones,Hannah Montana= the new sex pistols... IM READY TO ROCK AN ROLL ALL NITE
  20. swaki

    Just One Word To Describe The Person Above

    *****?
  21. swaki

    Ask the person below you a question

    underwater polo have u ever seen a ballet?
  22. swaki

    << The Five-Clue Movie Quiz >>

    prostitudes old-cowboys scars academy award biography
  23. swaki

    Random Statement Thread II

    tomorow (ore actully today since its 2o clock) im gonna get my apartment in copenhagen :D yay its a big day for me
  24. swaki

    The Member Above Me....

    har ingen ide om hvad der står her :D
  25. swaki

    I try to get trough this month without masturbating!

    HEY! old ladys need love too
  26. swaki

    Blond Or Brunette?

    brunnets the darker the better
  27. swaki

    What's your favorite flavor?

    i love green, i mean can u guys name one green thing that dosent taste good
  28. swaki

    Icecream bar, or the Icecream truck?

    because she ate all the ice cream?
  29. swaki

    Icecream bar, or the Icecream truck?

    the truck, beacuse no girl would resist me if i pick them up in a driving,singing frezer
  30. swaki

    Which Detective was better

    columbo...if u can get johnny cash behind bars, evry thing is possibel
  31. swaki

    Amazing teenie bikini show

    i am so going to the wrong kind of partys
  32. swaki

    Ask the person below you a question

    boxers when waking up after a night of heavy ******** what are u most likely to **** up next to?
  33. swaki

    Julia Bond Now Does Anal Sex!!!

    i thought she had done that for a while p.s. my first 100 post, YAY 500 points
  34. swaki

    Random Statement Thread II

    good morning evry body, its 1.30 and i have just realized i have sleppd for 22hours...so have anything intrest happend the last 22hours?
  35. swaki

    Wilma or Betty?

    betty...shes got that goth look going on, short black hair,wears dead *******. my guess is that she would be an freak in the bed
  36. swaki

    20 Facts about Rhinos

    i would love to see a 8000lb ass get in the back of mine :D
  37. swaki

    20 facts about Death

    Within three days of death, the enzymes that once digested your dinner begin to eat you. Ruptured cells become food for living bacteria in the gut, which release enough noxious gas to bloat the body and ***** the eyes to bulge outward... so say goodbye to u loved ones before they explode
  38. swaki

    Which is better?

    no bad punk
  39. swaki

    Which is better?

    yes its a crabby punk band
  40. swaki

    Would you eat a chicken head?

    im a vegetraian so no...but i would eat the top of a carrot :D
  41. swaki

    Which is better?

    orange...we are talking bout a band right?
  42. swaki

    I just have to know, do you......

    right always right, i have no idea why, itried to put my pants on left but then they cought on fire...always right
  43. swaki

    best pink floyd album?

    havent heard em all but i have to say dark side of the moon
  44. swaki

    Who would u fuck?

    depends on the amount of alchol
  45. swaki

    Best lines to dump a girlfriend

    "im an homosexual ***** soldier and im shipping out tomorrow"
  46. swaki

    Great Phrases Of Great Britain.

    fags-cigarets
  47. swaki

    Black and White

    great one, im offendend and laughing at the same time
  48. swaki

    2 topless strippers!!!

    hehe... kind of lame
  49. swaki

    Belladonna: Cartoon of the Day!

    lol :rofl: good one
  50. swaki

    Best Natural Tits / Natural Breasts

    Re: Who's Got The Best Natural Tits? francine dee http://www.pornparadisegals.com/20051113/0001e84.html im not sure that they are natural but thay are so pretty :D
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