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WELLINGTON (AFP) - New Zealand's mysterious colossal squid, the largest of the feared and legendary species ever caught, was not the T-Rex of the oceans but a lethargic blob, new research suggests. The 495 kilogramme (1,090-pound) female, accidently hauled in by a fishing boat in the Antarctic...

Looking real nice. ;)

Now thats getting up there. ;)

SYDNEY, Australia - A lost humpback whale calf that bonded with a yacht it seems to think is its ****** will likely die within days if it doesn't find another ****** to adopt it, a wildlife official said Tuesday. The 1- to 2-month-old calf was first sighted Sunday in waters off north Sydney...

I think I get one of those. ;)

Yep I say it is. ;)

WASHINGTON - Answer this without counting: Are there more X's here XXXXXX, or here XXXXX? That's a problem facing people whose languages don't include words for more than one or two. Yet researchers say ******** who speak those languages are still able to compare quantities. "We argue that...

oop's that would be a bitch. ;)

well it might work. ;)

WASHINGTON (AFP) - A US-led team of archaeologists said Thursday they had discovered by chance what is believed to be the largest find of Stone Age-era remains ever uncovered in the Sahara Desert. Named Gobero, the site includes remarkably intact human remains as well as the skeletons of fish...

Hey buddy worng mouse lol. ;)

Yep I bet he wont do that again. :D

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Nine years of sleuthing, advanced DNA science and cutting-edge forensic techniques have finally put a name to a mummified hand and arm found in an Alaska glacier. The remains belong to Francis Joseph Van Zandt, a 36-year-old merchant marine from Roanoke, Va., who was on a...

Well Safety first. ;)

Yeah like I would ride that. :eek:

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico - A maroon-striped marauder with venomous spikes is rapidly multiplying in the Caribbean's warm waters, swallowing native species, stinging divers and generally wreaking havoc on an ecologically delicate region. The red lionfish, a tropical native of the Indian and...

oop's better keep that out of there way. ;)

I can live with that. ;)

WASHINGTON - Scientists say they are a step closer to developing materials that could render people and objects invisible. Researchers have demonstrated for the first time they were able to cloak three-dimensional objects using artificially engineered materials that redirect light around the...

Pretty cool looking. ;)

Yep very very wrong. ;)

CARACAS (AFP) - Venezuela has found the first fossils of an extinct scimitar cat -- of the saber-toothed cat genus -- in South America, during oil prospecting activities southeast of Caracas, paleontologists announced. "It's South America's most important discovery in 60 years," Venezuelan...

Run for your life. ;)

LONDON (AFP) - A duck-billed dinosaur which was a favourite prey of the Tyrannosaurus Rex grew "like crazy" from egg to adult-size to avoid being eaten by the king of the dino world, a study revealed Wednesday. The Hypacrosaurus grew three to five times faster than any of its predators...

OK someone needs lessons. ;)

I think he took the trun to fast. ;)

BUCHAREST, Romania - Miners in Romania have unearthed the skeleton of a 2.5 million-year-old mastodon, believed to be one of the best preserved in Europe, a local official said Friday. They stumbled on the remains of the mammoth-like ****** during excavations in June at a coal mine in the...

Yep weird ok. ;)

What a idea. ;)

SOFIA, Bulgaria - Archaeologists have unearthed a 1,900-year-old well-preserved chariot at an ancient Thracian tomb in southeastern Bulgaria, the head of the excavation said Thursday. Daniela Agre said her team found the four-wheel chariot during excavations near the village of Borisovo...

Please feed him/ ;)

It has it all. ;)

RENO, Nev. - State wildlife officials raided three residences in the Reno area where they seized more than 100 African clawed frogs, which they say are prohibited because they can pose a serious danger to native frogs and entire ecosystems. No charges have been filed against the people who...

mmm I think he needs A different job. ;)

Yep easy. ;)

HOOPER, Utah - A farmer has erected a fence in his backyard made of three old cars sticking up in the air to send a message to new neighbors that he can do whatever he wants on his ****. "This is just a fun way for me to say, 'Hey boys, I'm still here,'" said Rhett Davis. "This is my redneck...

Now thats low. ;)

I guess they need there fun to. ;)

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico - A U.S. scientist said Sunday he has discovered the globe's tiniest species of snake in the easternmost Caribbean island of Barbados, with full-grown adults typically stretching less than 4 inches (10 centimeters) long. S. Blair Hedges, an evolutionary biologist at Penn...

Well she has a buddy to help. ;)

Come on in and have a great 3@$%$. ;)

CHICAGO - An Arkansas man bought a 1909 Honus Wagner baseball card for $1.62 million at a memorabilia auction in Chicago, a sports auction company said Saturday. The record price for a baseball card is $2.8 million — paid in 2007 for a near-mint condition Wagner card released in 1909 by the...

You have to give there dew's. ;)

Remember the rules. ;)

LAKE BAIKAL, Russia (AFP) - Two Russian mini-submarines on Tuesday dove to the bottom of the world's deepest lake to draw attention to its fragile environment but failed in a record-setting attempt, organisers said. Six crew members descended over 1,500 meters (4,900 feet) to the floor of Lake...

What a name. ;)

oop's I think he over looked it. ;)

DILLON, S.C. - A suspected thief trying to steal $10 worth of copper got himself into a stinky situation when he was trapped under a trash bin at a county landfill for 12 hours, sheriff's deputies said. Deputies said Gibson Cook, 56, broke into the landfill, then got stuck as he tried to crawl...

I say fly bird fly. :D

Now thats one big snake. :eek: