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  1. ChefChiTown

    25 ********* Lookalikes You Never Noticed (And Can't Un-See)...

    http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1424_25-ridiculously-uncanny-*********-clones-you-never-noticed/ Some of these are pretty good, but, DUDE...the Ron Perlman one is fucking hilarious.
  2. ChefChiTown

    Trouble Logging In?...

    Am I the only one who is having random trouble with logging in? When I enter my username and password and then attempt to log in, it starts logging me in and gets to the "Logging in as ChefChiTown" page, but then it kicks me back to the log in page instead of signing me on to the forum, as if I...
  3. ChefChiTown

    Where's The Non-Porn Threads?...

    Dude, I haven't been here in a looooong time (a few months at least) and as I've been scrolling through the threads, I've noticed that nearly all of them are porn related now. Yeah, I know it's a porn forum, but it has NEVER been like this. There's always been a huuuuuge number of non-porn...
  4. ChefChiTown

    200+ Nigerians Slaughtered With Machedes...

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/africa/03/08/nigeria.********/index.html?hpt=T2 Wow, this whole religion thing seems to be working out well for everyone.
  5. ChefChiTown

    Couple Nurtured Virtual ***** While Real Baby Starved...

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/03/07/south.korea.baby.dead/index.html?hpt=T2 WTF? When are people going to realize that all of this online **** is nothing more than a fucking game?
  6. ChefChiTown

    WTF? ANOTHER Earthquake?...

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/americas/03/03/taiwan.quake/index.html?hpt=T1 WTF Muver Erff?
  7. ChefChiTown

    7.0 Earthquake Strikes Near Okinawa...

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/02/26/japan.okinawa.earthquake/index.html?hpt=T1 It's not Haiti, but that can't be good.
  8. ChefChiTown

    US Navy Ready To Lift Ban Of "No Women" On Submarines...

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/02/23/women.sub.duty/index.html?hpt=T1 I'm all for equal opportunity - whether you're a man or a woman, I think that everybody should have the same chance at any opportunity which is available - but, I can't agree with this. Putting women onto an enclosed sub that...
  9. ChefChiTown

    The Origin Of Calling Your *** A "Little ****"...

    "Pick up your room, you LITTLE ****!!!" "Get in the car, you LITTLE ****!!! We're going to Denny's!!!" "Close the door!!! I'm fucking your ******'s asshole, you LITTLE ****!!!" Who would've thought that it was so literal?
  10. ChefChiTown

    12 Year Old Faces Adult ****** Charges...

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/02/10/pennsylvania.young.******.defendant/index.html?hpt=C1 I would recommend reading the whole article. Not only is the picture that's painted in the article a horrifying scenario, but the article also raises some very interesting points in regards to ********...
  11. ChefChiTown

    Songs With Great Vocal Harmony...

    I don't know about anyone else, but I'm a huge fan of songs that contain very harmonized vocal work. Now, I'm not just referring to songs that are made by groups such as Boyz II Men. Although they sound great, I much prefer ROCK songs that contain harmonized vocals. But, it seems as if the...
  12. ChefChiTown

    Here Come The Men In Black, They...Want To...Rob Your Bank???...

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Movies/02/01/rip.torn.arrest/index.html?hpt=T2 Ahh, what a nice story.
  13. ChefChiTown

    Obama To Ask Congress To Repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"...

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/01/27/obama.gays.military/index.html?hpt=T1 It's sad that we (as a nation) still care if our soldiers are gay or not. Who gives a ****, you know? Isn't that what people said about slavery? :dunno:
  14. ChefChiTown

    Cleveland: Explosion Destroys Homes, Leaving 50+ Neighborhood Families Homeless...

    http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2010/01/explosion_on_clevelands_west_s.html I live about 2 miles away from where this took place. So, this literally hit close to home for me. This written news article doesn't do this story justice; it really doesn't. So, since I live in Cleveland, allow me...
  15. ChefChiTown

    9 Year Old Hangs Self And Commits Suicide At School...

    http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2010/01/25/hln.pn.suicide.at.nine.cnn?hpt=T2 (video - short ad in beginning) There's no article, but to give you some information on the story... On Thursday, Montana Lance, a 9 year old boy committed suicide. While at school, the fourth grader asked...
  16. ChefChiTown

    Gaines Adams, RIP...

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d815c91c1&template=with-video-with-comments&confirm=true Being a lifelong Bears fan, this hurts. Not only is it sad that a player from my favorite team has ****** on, but at such a young age. For someone who was so young and in, what appeared to be...
  17. ChefChiTown

    ***** Up, If You Like **** In Your Mouth (It's Not What You Think - It's Worse)...

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/01/08/soda.fountain.bacteria/index.html Best...opening...statement...EVER. But, in all seriousness, that's pretty disgusting. In a twist of absolute grossness, it's actually not that surprising though. I just hope that the ***** that I'm inhaling when I'm...
  18. ChefChiTown

    If Carrie Underwood...

    If Carrie Underwood was at your house and took a **** in your bathroom, and you noticed only after she left that she had forgotten to flush it down, would you... A) Flush it down for her and continue on with your life as if nothing happened. B) Call her up and demand that she come back and...
  19. ChefChiTown

    You're Never Too Old Too...

    ...****** YOUR ROOMMATE?!?!?! :eek: http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/12/11/nursing.home.*******/index.html And who said old people were boring? FYI - I used the wrong "to/too" at the end of the thread title. It should be "to", damnit.
  20. ChefChiTown

    Actress In Softcore Movie, "Pleasure Party"...

    I was flipping through the channels the other night and I came across a movie called "Pleasure Party". It was on HBO, Cinemax or Showtime (I don't remember which one exactly) but there was an actress who played a girl named "Jenna" in the movie and I can't figure out who she is. I've Googled...
  21. ChefChiTown

    There IS A God...

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/19/oprah.ends.show/index.html Ahh, I can ***** easy tonight. :)
  22. ChefChiTown

    Smackdown VS Raw 2010...

    Does anybody know what the deal is with Create-A-Wrestlers and their attributes? I mean, I know how to boost the CAW attributes, but everytime you create a new wrestler, they start off as 39 overall...which sucks. Is there a code or something I can unlock to boost their stats without having to...
  23. ChefChiTown

    External HDs (Backing Up Data)...

    Some of you may have noticed, and some of you may have not (or did, but just didn't care), but I haven't been around lately. Now that I'm back, I need your help. Oh, and just to answer any "where have you been" questions, I've been in the hospital. I got hit by a car and I've been lying in a...
  24. ChefChiTown

    Treating Herion Addicts With...HE..RO..IN???...

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/10/20/treating.with.heroin/index.html Hmm, I wonder why it reduced crime. Hmm... Ahh, I see. It must've reduced crime because THE HEROIN ADDICTS WERE GETTING THEIR HEROIN FOR FREE, SO THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO MUG AND/OR STEAL FROM PEOPLE TO GET IT. Maybe, I don't...
  25. ChefChiTown

    Baby Hit By Train And Survives (VIDEO)...

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/10/16/australia.baby.train.escape/index.html This is one of the most amazingly miraculous things I've ever seen.
  26. ChefChiTown

    Seriously, How Is This Legal?...

    http://www.popeater.com/2009/09/29/controversial-image-of-brooke-shields-then-10-displayed-in-lon/ First of all...what? Second of all...WHAT?!?!?!
  27. ChefChiTown

    Energy Saving Products: Are They Worth It?...

    For those who don't know, Germany is banning old-fashioned lightbulbs and is ******* people to buy newer, more "energy efficient" fluorescent bulbs instead. http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/business/2009/09/08/pleitgen.germany.bulb.boom.cnn In the US, they are already in the works of putting a...
  28. ChefChiTown

    NANOTECH: Tiny "Bees" Target Cancer Cells...

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/08/18/nanotech.cancer.nano.tumors/index.html This is scary ****. If anyone has read Michael Crichton's Prey, then you know what I'm talking about.
  29. ChefChiTown

    Eye Glasses / Eye Test Inquiry...

    I used to wear glasses a few years back, but I haven't worn any since my last pair broke, which was probably in 2001 or 2002. When my last pair broke, I didn't feel like spending money on new frames, so I chose to go a while without wearing glasses. Well, I can't take it anymore and I'm going...
  30. ChefChiTown

    US Man Stole 130 MILLION Credit Card Numbers...

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/08/17/US.computer.hacking.charges/index.html That is just fucking ridiculous.
  31. ChefChiTown

    Hilarious Firing Via Facebook...

    http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/how_to_lose_your_job_via_faceb.php Just look at it. Hilaaaaarious.
  32. ChefChiTown

    Bark Translator For Dogs...

    http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/bark_translator_tells_what_you.php I hope that one of the translations is "stop making me lick peanut butter off of your nutsack"...
  33. ChefChiTown

    Cool Goalie Masks (Hockey)...

    http://vault.sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/gallery/featured/GAL1158442/1/10/index.htm I'm not a big hockey fan, but I ran across this on CNN's website and I thought it was pretty cool.
  34. ChefChiTown

    Woman Arrested For Dragging ***** By Leash (Video)...

    http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/youre_doing_it_wrong_woman_dra.php WWWWWHAT?!?!?! ...that's all I have to say about that (Forrest Gump).
  35. ChefChiTown

    Police Officer Tasers Dog (Where I Live)...

    There are two reasons that I'm posting this... 1) This is where I live (HAHAHA) 2) I know this police officer http://www.cleveland.com/crime/index.ssf/2009/07/lakewood_police_taser_a_dog_th.html Apparently, this has caused national outrage within the ****** rights community, but nobody here...
  36. ChefChiTown

    City Workers & Lack Of Courtesy...

    I don't know how it works where you live, but I just noticed something that came as a pretty big surprise to me. I was just sitting here, going about my daily routine of watching TV, browsing the internet and whacking off, when I noticed a truck that had parked itself outside of the front of my...
  37. ChefChiTown

    What Is Your 3rd Favorite Ice Cream Topping?...

    I don't care what your favorite ice cream topping is. I want to know what your 3rd favorite ice cream topping is. It's very important. Mine is more ice cream.
  38. ChefChiTown

    "Bullicide" / "Bullycide"...

    http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2009/07/01/pn.teen.bullicide.iain.steele.cnn (Video Clip) For those of you who don't know (because I didn't until I watched this clip), "bullycide" occurs when somebody, more than likely a *****, is tormented by a bully to such a degree that they end...
  39. ChefChiTown

    Plane Crash: Yemeni (150+ Passengers)...

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/06/29/yemen.plane.crash/index.html I know that people die every single day, but it just seems like A LOT of death has been occuring lately. Celebrites, *******, tragedies...it's ridiculous.
  40. ChefChiTown

    The Kush: Breast, er, Best Invention Ever?...

    http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/the_kush_55_nighttime_breast_s.php (VIDEO) I only have mediocre man-breasts at the moment, so I can't say if this is a needed product or not, but...HAHAHAHA, REALLY?!?!?!
  41. ChefChiTown

    Attn: Futurama Fans - IT'S BACK!!!...

    http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2009/06/uss_planet_express_ship_will_f.php Hopefully this happens soon. I've always been a fan of the show and I have no idea why it got canceled in the first place.
  42. ChefChiTown

    Man Sucker Punches Blind Woman On Bus...

    http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2009/05/21/lynch.wa.bus.******.kcpq (video) It's about God damned time that bystanders actually took a stand for something for once. PS - Is that Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince?
  43. ChefChiTown

    Henry Rollins On Evolution...

    This isn't anything new, but I've been re-watching a bunch of Henry Rollins videos and this clip about evolution vs. religion is just 100% spot on. Enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QMFQ22erKI&feature=related
  44. ChefChiTown

    Shemales eating their own cum

    ...is weird. HAHAHAHAHA, I'm bored.
  45. ChefChiTown

    *** ***** ***, Gives Him CPR, ***** Him Again...

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/05/21/nm.buried.boy/index.html I am truly at a loss for words.
  46. ChefChiTown

    Police Accused Of Using "Excessive Brutatlity" Against Teen (Video)...

    http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/05/18/nr.teen.police.beating.tape.cnn This happened in Toledo, OH. Apparently, this teen was loitering somewhere when the police showed up to tell him to go away. Then, something happened (which isn't on the video) and the teen ended up in a chokehold...
  47. ChefChiTown

    Pentagon To Release Photos Of Alleged Prisoner ***** By US Soldiers...

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/05/12/prisoner.photos/index.html These photographs are going to do no good, but, in my opinion, I think it's a short step in the right direction of admitting to and taking responsibility for our soliders' actions overseas.
  48. ChefChiTown

    Looky Here...

    Just go ahead and CLICK HERE. Come on, you know you want to. Did you click on it yet? Yeah? You did? See? Didn't I tell you that you wanted to? You...are...WELCOME!!!
  49. ChefChiTown

    Favorite Book(s) / Reccomendations...

    I know we have the "What Are You Reading" thread, but I was interested in seeing what everybody's favorite book(s) is. (I already did a search and didn't find anything) Personally, I'm a huge fan of the following... - To **** A Mockingbird, Harper Lee - A Case Of Need, Michael Crichton -...
  50. ChefChiTown

    20 Highest Paying Jobs In The US...

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/30644766 What do you think? Do you think this is accurate? Because, I don't. First of all, it's taking the average salaries of a position, which can be very misleading. For example, it says that the average lawyer makes over $100,000 (which is true), but more lawyers...
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